Whoever did Diana Ross’ makeup recently at a Tiffany & Co. event needs to be slapped and banned from ever touching another person’s face! Diana’s face looks like an old clown but her body is banging!

As they await the commissioner’s decision in their super duper nasty custody battle, Britney Spears and K-Fed met again today for another parenting session.

Britney arrived at the Four Seasons in Beverly Hills this morning for her court-ordered counseling session with Kevin Federline. This appears to be only the second meeting between the two and a parenting coach since their highly publicized split. We’re told the session lasted a few hours. Brit then left and we’re told she headed for Manhattan Beach to go house hunting.

Commissioner Scott Gordon could issue a ruling as early as tomorrow restoring 50/50 custody to both parties or one that strips Brit-Brit of all her parental rights! Stay Tuned!

Checkout me out playing around with my Halloween wig and dancing to Britney Spears’ “Freak Show” from her ‘Blackout’ album!

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Britney Spears – Freak Show

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… is so splendiferously divine! Click HERE to listen to this UK electronic dance music duo’s hot like fire track! I just love everything they produce and I do mean everything!

Here’s another slap your mama track by them!

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Basement Jaxx – Make Me Sweat

A still sober Lindsay Lohan was photographed leaving the Thalians Mental Health Center at Cedars Sinai hospital in Los Angeles on Sunday. Li-Lo seems determined not to fall back into her former self-destructive lifestyle and drug habits by keeping her counselors close. Keep up the good work Li-Lo!

One of my love muffins sent me this feature request and it really touched me! This has to be one of the best romantic marriage proposals I have ever heard! Here’s what my love muffin wrote:

Wassup B., just thought I would send this to you as this guy went all out to propose to his wife and he deserves proper kudos for his efforts. It would be great if you could post it up. My wife and I love your site. Its nice to see you reporting Hollywood gossip with class and not spitefullness (like the new layout also). Keep up the good work! P.S. – your “Slap that ho” video on Britney was classic-we were dying laughing!

And here’s what the young man did for his future bride!

A couple in Georgia got engaged and the guy went all out and is now being recognized all over the country. Imagine thinking you are attending your brother’s birthday party, just to find out your boyfriend has reserved ten (10) rooms at the Ritz Carlton. Upon entering each room a special letter is being read by someone special (in your circle of friends/family).

Please take notice to the detail of each room, different color roses and some are laced in gold (breath taking). I’m not sure how long it took this young man to prepare this surprise for her… But I’m very sure she was very pleased. This is off the charts and very romantic.

Robert is a graduate of Southern University and is now an accountant with Home Depot at their corporate office in Atlanta. My understanding is that he financially footed the bill for this weekend himself. It was not supplemented by his parents at all.

I was told that he moved in with his sister for approx. 6 mos. and saved the money to pay for the engagement ring and all of the bells and whistles for this very special evening.

Can it get any better than that? This just proves that good men still exist, they may be a needle in a haystack but they’re out there! Click HERE to see a slide-show of the proposal. Love muffins I love it when you send me things and soon we have a LBS forum setup where you can post all the things you want me to talk about!