Checkout this video of the outrageously irritating hemroid, Gloria Allred who has turned to YouTube to garner some attention as she tries to drag Britney through the mud!

Update: Alleged “nudity, drug use and safety issues post-rehab” is what was filed today in the form of a declaration by “secret witness” aka a former bodyguard, Tony Barretto.

Gloria Allred, Barretto’s attorney, said in a press conference today that Brit’s former hired muscle was prepared to testify under oath today, but that neither the court nor Britney’s attorneys chose to cross-examine him. She said his declaration went “unrefuted and unchallenged.

“Barretto started working for Britney when she got out of rehab, and was fired on May 17 because, said Allred, “He did not hear her when he was asked to pick up her hat.”

Fox News is reporting that Brit-Brit’s two sons could be taken away from her as early as today! Stay tuned love muffins for the latest news!