Our friend David Gilmore of Pretty On The Outside continues his winning streak of hilarious drawings with this one of Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes in “The Passion Of The Cruise”. His drawings always seem to capture exactly what I was thinking literally like the day before.

Here’s what he had to say about this drawing:

In what can only be described as a perfect storm of narcissism, bad judgement, and a complete lack of public perception, TomKat is looking to do a Beckham W magazine-ish spread. Um………..yuck. That’s an entree of yuck, served on a bed of yuck, garnished with yuck, and finished with some fresh ground yuck. David Beckham is insanely hot and if you like busty blowup dolls who say major way too often, then Posh is probably appealing to you. I’m afraid Tom is the bipolar polar opposite of David. Katie, I have to say, is really stepping it up lately. I think she could be sexy in a magazine spread by herself, but I can’t imagine those two desperately trying to outdo the Beckhams. Maybe they could appear on the cover of Eww magazine, as in eww gross. Just a thought.

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I was playing around on Youtube when I stumbled upon this cute Sim video of one of my favorite songs right now Rihanna’s “Lemme Get That” so you know I had to bring it to you!

For those of you who didn’t download it the first or second time, here it is again! Listen and get your dance on!!! Love ya!! *Double Kisses*

~B. Scott~

Download:

Rihanna – Lemme Get That

and here’s my YouTube video on the song.

To watch all of my splendiferous videos you can go to www.youtube.com/lovebscott

Tori Spelling who was signing for fans following appearance on Live with Regis and Kelly in New York on Tuesday proved that sometimes the clothes make the person and not the other way around. So which one of you love muffins can guess which designer those super duper fly sunglasses belongs to?

So first there’s the rumor about Usher’s fiancé Tameka causing Usher not to get along with his mom, then their wedding was canceled, and finally the wedding took place in his lawyer’s office. Today People magazine reported that Usher’s mom and former manager before he fell in love with a wildabeast didn’t even attend the wedding.

When Usher and Tameka Foster tied the knot in a simple civil ceremony Aug. 3, there were no white hydrangea centerpieces, no love songs from Robin Thicke, no fancy spreads from celebrity chefs, and – most conspicuously – no mother of the groom, PEOPLE reports in its new issue.

A source close to the family confirms that Usher’s mother and former manager, Jonetta Patton, was a no-show at the ceremony, reportedly held in Usher’s lawyer’s office, and she instead chose to spend the day at a spa in Atlanta.

As for the rest of Usher’s inner circle, “some people didn’t know about [the civil wedding] until a day later,” says a source. “But that’s Usher and Tameka for you. One thing one day and a whole other thing the next.”

Urrsher, WHAT IS GOING ON?! Your dad is not around (allegedly he’s a paroled crackhead) and now your mom, who helped you get into the business, would rather get her toenails polished than watch you exchange vows with Esther Rolle??? Please join me for a moment of prayer for a man who is now truly “caught up”. Take him higher lord!

Here’s the summary according to The Sun:

- Britney Spears had some topless fun recently in a pool with college student Matt Encinias.
- Hooked up just hours after her music video meltdown.

“Brit swigged from a bottle of Jack Daniel’s and downed Mojito cocktails before flashing her breasts and playing a game of truth or dare.”

- After the pool they went to another more intimate place and Matt said:

“I went in and found Britney lying on the bed with her knees up and just a pair of pink panties on”

- Matt went on to say:

“She was looking like she was ready – and I wanted to finalize it.”

(B. Scott shaking his head!)