The woman who once proclaimed her “love don’t cost a thing” is about to get paid because of all the lovin’ she’s spread around. Yesterday a court-appointed arbitrator ruled that Ms. Badonka-donk should be paid $545,000 by her first husband who planned on writing a tell-all book about his time in and out of the bedroom with her.

According to People:

The award was revealed Monday when Lopez’s attorney, Paul Sorrell, filed court papers asking a Los Angeles Superior Court judge to confirm the decision in a hearing scheduled for Sept. 5.

The decision would put an end to Noa’s plans to publish the book, which was to be titled The Unknown Truth: A Passionate Portrait of a Serial Thriller.

Noa’s book was to detail his first sexual encounter with Lopez, as well as claims that the singer had multiple affairs while they were married.

Sorrell complained – and arbitrator Richard Chernick agreed – that the book and the public allegations by Noa violate a settlement in a separate lawsuit in which Noa agreed not to disparage Lopez or to attempt to profit by disclosing details about her private life.

Guess even out of the gate Ms. Lopez knew that if you’re gonna play the field you’ve got to make sure your both your business and ex’s, are in check. This woman has been through just about as many failed relationships as flopped albums and yet she still manages to come out on top. Go head J. Lo. I ain’t mad at ya.

I love me some Zac Efron so I decided to post his cute recent appearance on the The Tonight Show. Doesn’t he make you just want to pinch his cheeks! Adorable!

The super duper busted divorced duo Bobby Brown and Whitney Houston were spotted leaving Joe’s Crab Shack in Alpharetta, GA on Tuesday and confirmed that Whitney Houston will not have a successful comeback! S@#t from the looks of things WH probably doesn’t even know what or where a studio is! This TMZ picture of them is hideous and exposes them for the crack-heads they truly are, just look at Whitney! Take me higher lord, it’s a wrap for WH! Case Closed!

The new advertisement for Britney Spears’ upcoming fragrance Believe has leaked and reportedly due to Britney walking out of the photo-shoot before any usable shots were taken Elizabeth Arden used a body double for the ad!

According to Page Six:

“She looked amazing, but she left the shoot three times in a state of distress before driving away for good,” an insider on the set tells Page Six. “They had decent shots of her face, but not her body, so the art director made the stylist — a cute girl name Kylie Cavaco — get in Britney’s clothes and pose. They are superimposing Britney’s head on Kylie’s body. Kylie has the body Brit used to have, not the one she has now.”

Brit-Brit just can’t seem to get any good press not even for her own perfume! Damn!

In other Britney news, the struggling mother of two was photographed spending some quality time with her two boys, Sean Preston and Jayden James yesterday as rumors swirl that ex-husband Kevin Federline is seeking sole custody as a result of Britney’s monkey doodle behavior.

People magazine is reporting that:

A source close to Federline told PEOPLE that the would-be-rapper was worried Spears was exposing the boys to “unnecessary risk” and that his lawyer, Mark Vincent Kaplan, “hopes to get Kevin primary custody.”

(B. Scott wondering what really is going on with Brit-Brit!)

One of my love muffins, De, sent me this disturbingly hilarious video of “Betty Butterfield” on meeting the Mormons! Take me higher lord!

Words can’t express how much I love this song, there’s something about The Chemical Brothers’ “Do It Again” that’s so addictive and fun! Watch the above video and listen to two different versions of “Do It Again” below. Enjoy love muffins!

Download:

The Chemical Brothers – Do It Again
The Chemical Brothers – Do It Again (Extended Mix)

and this “Billy Jean” Remix is so sick!

Download:

The Chemical Brothers – Billy Jean Remix – (Updated working now!)