August 9, 2007 “The Passion Of The Cruise”

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Our friend David Gilmore of Pretty On The Outside continues his winning streak of hilarious drawings with this one of Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes in “The Passion Of The Cruise”. His drawings always seem to capture exactly what I was thinking literally like the day before.

Here’s what he had to say about this drawing:

In what can only be described as a perfect storm of narcissism, bad judgement, and a complete lack of public perception, TomKat is looking to do a Beckham W magazine-ish spread. Um………..yuck. That’s an entree of yuck, served on a bed of yuck, garnished with yuck, and finished with some fresh ground yuck. David Beckham is insanely hot and if you like busty blowup dolls who say major way too often, then Posh is probably appealing to you. I’m afraid Tom is the bipolar polar opposite of David. Katie, I have to say, is really stepping it up lately. I think she could be sexy in a magazine spread by herself, but I can’t imagine those two desperately trying to outdo the Beckhams. Maybe they could appear on the cover of Eww magazine, as in eww gross. Just a thought.

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1 Comment

  • B- You are brilliant! The yuck yuck yuck comment was hilarious! And I do agree with you, Tom is yuck. Keep up the good blogging! love you!

    -I-

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