Let me preface this post by saying that I’m not assuming that two straight guys can’t give each other a nice friendly hug now and then. I mean if straight guys can pat each others asses during basketball games, then they should also be able to cuddle in the locker room if they need consoling (purely platonic of course). Even though I’m all for man-on-man action (I think that goes without saying), these pictures of Cuba Gooding Jr. at SET nightclub in Miami are just a little creepy. Cuba is a getting little too close even for me.

Has Cuba Gooding ever heard of personal space? If I was one of guys being molested by Cuba in these pictures, my inner monologue would sound something like this:

“Damn Cuba, could you do me a favor and politely back the f#$k up and give a brother some air? I mean really, I know your career is in the toilet and everything but do you really have to be hugging all up on me like that. Have an Altoid, they’re curiously strong”

Who am I kidding, yall know I’d be all over that. Have yall seen Jerry McGuire? “Show me the money!”