I’m so super duper happy that E! has cancelled The Simple Life for many reasons and especially because of last night’s episode! In the episode jailbirds Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie are to help run an acting camp headed by the bananas Sally Kirkland. So for some stupid and offensive reason they decide to “get in character” and play two Black girls! Paris Hilton who has said the N-word several times before had no business portraying a Black woman and why would Nicole Richie have to dress up as something she already is (Nicole in the past during interview yelled, “I am black!” ). They both are completely and utterly whack!

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Angelina Jolie lets it all hangout with gold paint dripping off her splendiferous physique (and one long braid of hair) for her new role as an orgasmic water demon in the film adaptation of the epic Old English poem Beowulf. During one of the scenes of the movie, Angelina emerges from a pool of water and morphs into a monster. Beowulf looks and sounds interesting especially with Angelina at the forefront!

Though I’m still not sure what her talent is Kelly Osbourne will appear on the West End stage in Chicago as Mama Morton in September.

I am rather curious as to how she lost all that weight; Did she lose it the good old fashioned way or did she pop some pills? Either way I’m loving the new slimmer Kelly Osbourne! (Even though I love my big girls too!)

Gisele Bundchen completely stuns on the September issue of Vanity Fair! I’m so happy to see that super-models are starting to grace covers again instead of celebrities!

Kanye West and his girl Alexis Phifer grace the cover and interior of Harper’s Bazaar, and this is the first time we’ve seen Alexis looking fierce and fabulous. With the official announcement of his plan to launch a clothing line, it’s going to be interesting to see what he has to say in the upcoming months about his style and his designs. We’re sure you can’t wait to see all the pastels and tight pants!

J.Hud is here with a splendiferous sponsorship. She’s the face of Avon’s scent, Imari. Here are the ads. She looks great! These ads look so great—almost like airbrushed animation. Now we just need to make sure that scent is bomb because we’d hate to have her peddling toilet water. Literally.

Please listen to this hilarious prank call “Nephew Tommy” recently did on The Steve Harvey Morning Show in which he pretends to be in the house in desperate need of help! Enjoy!

Thanks love muffin “Everyone loves chocolate” for sending this my way!