B. Scott Decides To Do “The Master Cleanser”

I have decided to take extreme measures to cure myself of my cravings for shopping, food, alcohol, and “ding-ding” by doing the 10-day “Master Cleanser”. Watch the above YouTube video on why I decided to do it and love muffins if you want to join me on my journey to complete “The Master Cleanser” you can find the instructions HERE! (B. Scott taking control of his mind, body and soul!)

Britney Spears Exposed By The Sun

The Sun apparently just obtained some old pictures of Britney Spears in a thong around April of this year. The pictures were reportedly taken a few days before Brit-Brit shaved her hair off and attacked the SUV with umbrella. The not so flattering pictures were taken at Club One in NYC with the dancers there.

Well if you make your bed hard, you just have to lay in it!

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Lovebscott.com Exclusive: Goldie Help!

If you love muffins don’t know about Miss Courtney “Goldie” Jackson from Vh1’s Flavor of Love and Charm School well now is your chance to get to know her! Me and Goldie go way back to our days at The University Of North Carolina at Chapel Hill and still remain close friends! So it only makes sense that we would start to collaborate! Goldie is one of the most naturally hilarious people I have ever known and has been doing stand up around the country for the past two years! Lovebscott.com is pleased to announce a new weekly feature called “Goldie Help!” which allows Goldie to help some of my love muffins that are in desperate need of relationship advice.

So here’s a MySpace message Goldie received and will use as her first “Goldie Help!”

Brandy, 26, Sacramento,CA wrote:

Hello Goldie, I just recently got out of a six-month relationship with my not-so-great boyfriend. He was a nice guy, but he just was not for me. I dealt with him because I did not want to be alone. Is that crazy Goldie? Should I bury my feelings and win him back or move on and face a lot of lonely nights?

Should Brandy hold on or let go of Mr. Nice Guy (featured below)?

Here’s Goldie response:

Brandy, don’t think you’re crazy, because a lot of women feel this way. Shoot I’ve felt this way, but you will get through it. Don’t bury your feelings. I repeat, do not bury anything that was not at one time alive and kicking. I don’t get that you were ever really into this relationship at all. Your feelings are the most important thing you have to guide you through life. They told you that Mr. Nice guy was Mr. Wrong for you. Brandy, you probably need a man that is a little rougher around the edges, more aggressive, or just plain freaky. Please delete the softy’s number out of your blackberry and keep your head up in order to find a brand new lover. Take your time mama!

Stay tuned to see what Goldie well say next every Monday! For more information on Goldie like upcoming comedy shows go to her official MySpace HERE!

Fashion Focus: Robert Rodriguez!

Robert Rodriguez knows fashion design and more importantly, he knows how to make you look splendiferous! In his most recent buyer’s collection, he has so many looks that can inspire you from the office to the cocktail party. Take a preview of some of his work love muffins…

The Knit Jumper Dress is so deliciously cute. It’s casual, fun and diverse enough to pull off a variety of looks without being restricted in terms of how you can accessorize and make yourself stand out!

These Cropped Tweed Pants are the perfect addition to any professional wardrobe. They are funky, unique but classic in every sense of the way. Opt to wear with stockings or choose to show a little leg. Sport a nice pair of pumps or break out your hautest boots to complete this perfect pant.

This Twill High Waist Skirt from Robert Rodriguez is so fierce! Complete with a fitted blazer or with a blouse and you are ready to take the world by storm.

These waist-hugging wide leg pants are too splendiferous. Perfect if you want to hide a pair of flats and be comfortable while not appearing too dressed down but also orgasmic with a pair of pumps and a hot handbag to match!

New DVD’s: 300 & Zodiac!

300 was such an amazing movie and now it can be yours! The DVD hits stores this week and if you love big budget movies with battles, this one is a pleaser. The cast was incredible & the cinematography is out of this world!

Jake Gyllenhaal did an amazing job with Zodiac. This thriller was a bit long and drawn out, however, it was still enjoyable nonetheless. I think the cast made it worth-while in terms of watching but the writing wasn’t too shaby and the historical backdrop was interesting as well. See for yourself love muffins!

What do you think?

“The Simple Life” Gets Offensive!

I’m so super duper happy that E! has cancelled The Simple Life for many reasons and especially because of last night’s episode! In the episode jailbirds Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie are to help run an acting camp headed by the bananas Sally Kirkland. So for some stupid and offensive reason they decide to “get in character” and play two Black girls! Paris Hilton who has said the N-word several times before had no business portraying a Black woman and why would Nicole Richie have to dress up as something she already is (Nicole in the past during interview yelled, “I am black!” ). They both are completely and utterly whack!

Angelina Jolie In The Nude!

(Image removed due to Paramount pictures corporation infringement.)

Angelina Jolie lets it all hangout with gold paint dripping off her splendiferous physique (and one long braid of hair) for her new role as an orgasmic water demon in the film adaptation of the epic Old English poem Beowulf. During one of the scenes of the movie, Angelina emerges from a pool of water and morphs into a monster. Beowulf looks and sounds interesting especially with Angelina at the forefront!

Kelly Osbourne Slims Down For ‘Chicago’

Though I’m still not sure what her talent is Kelly Osbourne will appear on the West End stage in Chicago as Mama Morton in September.

I am rather curious as to how she lost all that weight; Did she lose it the good old fashioned way or did she pop some pills? Either way I’m loving the new slimmer Kelly Osbourne! (Even though I love my big girls too!)