July 26, 2007 Battle Of The Booty
Years ago a Seattle-based rapper by the name of Sir Mix-a-Lot laid the groundwork for what would soon become a national phenomenon…THE ASS.
When a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face, You get sprung!
Sprung indeed! There are many words for it (bum, caboose, onion, apple, bottom, arse, bubble), but whatever you call it, much of America seems to be infatuated with the hindquarters, and I’m afraid I have to include myself in that group. I have compiled a list of what many think are some of the most bodacious bottoms in the industry. Let’s take a closer look love muffins:
A. Jennifer Lopez: Puerto Rican and Plump! Need I say more?
B. Coco (Ice-T’s better half): I bet you didn’t know white girls could bring it like that!
C. Serena Williams: Tennis balls are not the only thing bouncing when she steps on the court. DAMN!
D. Jessica Biel: Muscle bound and firm! Justin Timberlake must be going crazy!
E. Deelishis: Flavor Flav could easily get lost between those cheeks!
F. Kim Kardashian: Her ass weighs more than Nicole Richie soaking wet!
G. Beyonce Knowles: Bootylicious indeed!
H. Janet Jackson: It looks like she has a midget tied up in the back of her pants! Maybe JD?
You guys know how absent minded I can be. If I missed anyone worth mentioning, leave it in the comments section!
oh
July 26, 2007 at 5:03 am
you missed trina. doesn’t matter delicious wins. beyonce should be up there. push up panties don’t count. nor do butt implants in the case of kim kar
Noir
July 26, 2007 at 5:57 am
Oh you are correct. Trina, Deelishis, Serena and Janet when she has weight are the only ones that should be on the list. They have natural gluteus maximus. The others have been surgically enhanced.
Deuce
July 26, 2007 at 8:01 am
Kim’s Armenian…we, as a people, tend to have big asses too.
Sunshine
July 26, 2007 at 8:02 am
Scarlett Johansson & salma hayek should be up there wit em.
Renee J
July 26, 2007 at 8:15 am
Armenian people may have naturally large asses but I have seen pictures and videos of Kim in the past and her ass did not look like that, it looks like it grew over night. Hmmmm..Maybe implants or fat injections but I really don’t think it was a miracle.
oh
July 26, 2007 at 9:42 am
i meant beyonce should NOT be there. yeah beyonce is wide but has no ass
Deuce
July 26, 2007 at 9:48 am
Oh, I was also going to say that…it’s wide but it aint got no weight on it. haha.
Rob
July 26, 2007 at 9:59 am
I think Kim’s ass is real. And I agree Armenians tend to have nice big asses.
gmommy
July 26, 2007 at 6:24 pm
Fake, plastic, or cosmetically altered asses should not be on this list:CoCo, Kim Pissy – get out
Butts that are still jiggling 2 minutes after you stop walking should not be on this list: Deelisis – get out
Butts that look like they belong to a big old ugly man should not be on this list: Serena – get out.
Beyonce, Janet, Jessica, Take a bow!
Brent
August 1, 2007 at 1:35 pm
Have you seen Jessica Biel in the ” I know pronounce you Chuck and Larry: OH MY DAYUM she got a serious booty. I was straight for 30 secs.
The_Best_Judge
January 8, 2008 at 1:29 pm
Well I think 4 of them shoulda been cut off the list.
-Kim; she has a nice body and all her booty is big and all that but I know it ain’t real, it be lookin’ too deformed it just don’t be looking right sometimes and thats kinda suspect.
-Coco; she has a fake booty too and she looks like a man…NEXT.
-Beyonce; her butt ain’t even all that big it’s just wide and I heard she had implants too.
-Jessica Biel? Are you kidding me her butt is definitely fake she ain’t have no booty in 7th Heaven she was flat like a pancake.
Who shoulda made the list was.
-Trina; her booty is huge and all real.
-Mya; she’s petite and her booty is big and all real.
-Ciara; she has a nice athletic body big booty and all real,
-Tyra Banks; she has nice womanly curves big botty and all real.
-Brittany Spears; even though she crazy she kinda has a big booty for a white girl, even before the kids and it’s real.
money
March 28, 2009 at 2:47 am
I would put my face in all their asses