Kanye West Meets Daft Punk
+ June 4, 2007
This is a dirty version of Kanye West’s song “Stronger”. There are all kinds of unnecessary shout outs over the track, but the point is that you’ll get a taste of some hot fire coming from West. He sampled Daft Punk’s “Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger”, and the result is oh so genius. What do you think love muffins?
Paris Hits The Slammer!
+ June 4, 2007

Yes, Love Muffins, that is Paris Hilton’s mugshot! Despite her dire situation, she’s never met a camera lens that she didn’t like.
To avoid the paparazzi attention, Paris Hilton turned herself in to a jail facility in Lynwood late last night. That’s pretty funny considering Dane Cook who joked at last night’s MTV Movie Awards that Paris would probably check herself into jail early on account of Sarah Silverman’s harsh jokes! While I’m sure that wasn’t reason she decided to enter early, it’s still pretty funny that he said it.
Paris recently released this statement through her lawyer:
“I am ready to face the consequences of violating probation. During the past few weeks, I have had a lot of time to think and have come to realize I made some mistakes.”
23 days…Start counting!
The Rundown: MTV Movie Awards!
+ June 4, 2007
Spoiler Alert: Here was my take on last night’s MTV Movie Awards! Don’t worry if you missed it…You know MTV replays these things over and over again.
1. Sarah Silverman Rips Paris A New One
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No one was more shocked than me to see Paris front and center of MTV Movie Awards with her jail sentence starting in a matter of hours. Sarah Silverman started off the show by giving Paris a hefty dose of her brash humor. She started the joke by saying, “In a couple of days, Paris Hilton is going to jail“. This simple statement was met with a thunderous applause from the audience. I’m not a genius but I don’t think that was quite the response Paris was hoping for. Then Sarah said this:
“The judge says that it’s going to be a no-frills thing and that is ridiculous. She is totally going to get special treatment. As a matter of fact, I heard that to make her feel more comfortable in prison, the guards are going to paint the bars to look like penises. I think it’s wrong, too. I just worry that she’s going to break her teeth on those things.”
Then the producers cut to Paris in the audience who looked super duper pissed-off. I kinda felt uncomfortable watching the joke take place, and I don’t even like Paris Hilton.
2. How Drunk Was Jack Nicholson?
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I could not understand a word this man said when he went to accept his award for Best Villian. I know he’s getting a little up there in age and may have trouble with simple tasks like talking, but this man was clearly Sippin on the Sauce! Dane Cook came out minutes later and confirmed my suspicion when he said, “How s#!tfaced was Jack Nicholson? I love this!” Could an anti-semitic rant and a stint in rehab be in Jack’s near future…I guess we’ll have to see!
First we got to see Will Ferrell and Sasha Baron Cohen engage in a lengthy kiss that involved the two rolling around on the floor and grabbing each others asses. Why couldn’t we get Chris Evans or Gerard Butler to engage in some of that man-on-man action?
The show also had something to offer for the straight boys watching. They got to indulge themselves by watching Jessica Biel and Sarah Silverman get dangerously close to a liplock. I just love it when the straights go gay!
4. The Performances: Rihanna and Amy Winehouse
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Rihanna: With help from Jay-Z and tons of pyrotechnics, Rihanna performed her #1 hit, “Umbrella”. She looked great, she sounded good, but her performance was only OK for me!
Amy Winehouse: With a beehive of epic proportions and a stick-thin body that could be blown away with a light breeze, Amy Winehouse delivered a performance that I can only describe as “odd”.
The 8th Annual Hollywood Black Film Festival’s White Party Hosted By B. Scott!
+ June 3, 2007
Hey love muffins, I will be hosting the The 8th Annual Hollywood Black Film Festival’s White Party this Thursday!
Thursday, June 7, 2007
RSVP to abby@ajukejoint.comThe HBFF WHITE PARTY 8pm-1am
VENUE: Royale on Wislhire located at 2619 Wilshire Blvd, Los Angeles, CA 90057
Hosted by B. Scott (www.lovebscott.com)*PLEASE WEAR ALL WHITE!!!!
with a V100 Deejay also featuring DJ Smooth Mellow-Dee
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So if you are in the LA area please come out and show me some love! You can RSVP at abby@ajukejoint.com
Fat Joe=Big Fat Liar!
+ June 3, 2007

What were you doing last weekend? If you were Fat Joe, you were trying to make up a lie to get you out of a big fat pot of boiling water! Last week, Miami Beach police suspected that Fat Joe was a witness to two murders (Lessli Paz and Joey Navarro) but the Mr. Kool-Aid rapper said he was in Russia. Mmm-hmm. After a week of avoiding the cops, the hip-hop artist said he would come forward and speak to the police; turns out, they suspect he was in the car with the victims (though his lawyer denies it)! Come on now, Fat Joe, Russia?!?!
Brian Friedman’s 30th Birthday And BFree Shoe Release Party At Les Deux!
+ June 2, 2007
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(Brian Friedman’s mother, Brian Friedman, & B. Scott)
I joined Brian Friedman to celebrate his 30th birthday and BFree Shoe release party at Les Deux last Tuesday! Brian Friedman—entrepreneur, artist and trend-setter—has just launched his first merchandise, apparel and shoe line by Frontline Dance. The total design of the BFree shoe and apparel collection was inspired and developed by Brain Freeman in conjunction with Sean Philip of 1981 Design and FL by Frontline.
The black with pink BFree Elite shoe featured above retails for $110.00 and can be purchased HERE! Guess who’s getting a free pair… B. Scott!!!!!
Shanice “I Love Your Smile” Wilson came out to support Brian and is such a love muffin!
Syrus from Real World: Boston was also in the house and officially turned in his application to become B. Scott’s next Future Baby Daddy!
I really had such an splendiferous time with Brian & my girl Damaris Chevalier (she’s the stunning beauty in the middle right under my chain me) who also celebrated her birthday that night, and I walked away with a Capezio bag full of all types of swag!
Eva Longoria All-Over The 2007 ALMA Awards!
+ June 2, 2007
Eva Longoria and Mario Lopez hosted last night’s American Latino Media Arts (ALMA) Awards in Pasadena, California. Eva Longoria was all over every inch of the show, looking amazingly splendiferous the entire way!
Eva changed outfits every five seconds!
Eva even danced her little booty off with one of our Future Baby Daddy’s Mario Lopez! I’m completely and utterly jealous!
And of course Eva showed up with her orgasmic fiancé Tony Parker!
The night’s big winners were Babel and Ugly Betty.
Alejandro Gonzalez Inarritu took home the trophy for Outstanding Director for Babel, while Adriana Barraza and screenwriter Guillermo Arriaga won Outstanding Actress and Outstanding Screenplay, respectively. One of my favorite shows ABC’s Ugly Betty took home the trophy for Outstanding Television Series, while America Ferrera and Ana Ortiz won Outstanding Actress and Outstanding Supporting Actress, respectively.
Salma Hayek, Sara Ramirez, Roselyn Sanchez, Jessica Alba, George Lopez and Terrence Howard were also in attendance.
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The 2007 American Latino Media Arts (ALMA) Awards will air on ABC on June 5th.
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Heidi Abra Boutique Sale!
+ June 2, 2007

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We featured her shop once before in a previous post, and we’d like to keep you updated on her line. She has amazing bags and jewelry, and for a short time only, you can get a few of her pieces on sale. If you can make it out there, you should!



