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June 7, 2007 Paris Is A Free Bird!
Can we even believe this!? Paris Hilton has already left the slammer due to an undisclosed “medical condition”. The girl’s sentence goes from 45 to 23 to 3 days! She was well enough to go to the MTV Movie Awards but all of a sudden she’s sick. Could it have been a herpes flareup, is she pregnant, is it a hangnail? I wanna know dammit! Several sources claim she cried herself to sleep, and she was mortified by the full cavity search. We’re sure she’s used to all kinds of things going in her cavities, so that’s ridiculous!
Hilton has been credited with five days of time served and will spend the remaining 40 days of her 45-day sentence confined to her home wearing an ankle bracelet with a range of 3,000-4,000 square feet.
Her lawyer, Richard A. Hutton, has been working over time, going in and out of the jail in the three days she’s been there. Looks like the Hilton family had him working for his paycheck because we may see Paris back in the Hollywood spot light much sooner than expected. Before the morning is over, the L.A. County Sheriff’s Department will give us all the details in a news conference.
No justice, no peace!
*UPDATE: According to the Los Angeles County Sheriff’s Dept., Paris Hilton has officially been released from jail, fitted with an ankle bracelet and placed under house arrest for 40 days. The reason? Undisclosed, confidential medical issues.
none of ya business
June 7, 2007 at 9:08 am
THAT’S BULLSHARK!!!
NERD
June 7, 2007 at 10:03 am
Money can buy you freedom. I think she has TB, and they didn’t want her germs infecting the female criminal population
j
June 7, 2007 at 11:54 am
This is ridiculous, this isn’t even about Paris anymore it’s about our judicial system or lack thereof whoring itself for money! I do not wish bad unto anyone, but if Paris was going to be released because of “medical issues,” she should have been sent to a hospital not her home.
C to The B
June 7, 2007 at 1:32 pm
She claimed she was having a mental breakdown and her attorney argued that she was too fragile to be in solitary confinement for 23 hours. That’s what happens when you have a $$$. I’m sure it was planned long before she entered. She wasn’t fragile at the MTV Awards was she?
Kat
June 7, 2007 at 1:34 pm
OUTRAGEOUS!!!!
Stavros
June 7, 2007 at 3:05 pm
that’s sexy
the 9
June 7, 2007 at 8:41 pm
o I kno y
she was goin to start a herpes outbreak.
C.R.E.A.M
Cash Rules Everything Around ME!! (sic)
$$ bills yall