Jessica Simpson and John Mayer were supposedly taking a little vacation to rekindle their recently rocky relationship in Cabo San Luca but things aren’t looking too good! In these pictures Jessica is clearly telling him “I need more sex” and John is responding “What do you think I am, a sex machine?” Aw, Jessica I feel your pain girl!

Now I know who has been stealing all the buttery biscuits that Nicole Richie should have been eating! Clearly John Travolta needs to be added to our Watch Out For The Big Girls post!

These pictures are just disturbing especially when combined with the rampant speculation that she recently passed out at a private Beverly Hills party ! A crazy looking, barefoot Nicole rocked a clingy orange dress with not much else this memorial day weekend, while onlookers watched her struggle to lift her grocery bags into her Mercedes SUV! Nicole’s dilapidated chest in conjunction with her legally separated sagging breasts is definitely haunting!

Just last week, Nicole’s representative issued a statement refuting that she was in rehab for substance abuse and anorexia-related problems.

These Hollywood girls need a group intervention!

1. Rosie is just visually hard to look at!
2. Calling Kelly Ripa homophobic and she’s a known gay supporter!
3. Defending someone (Clay Aiken) against a homophobic remark when that person is not even out!
4. Criticizing both Star Jones & Kirstie Alley for their weight loss methods when she is the biggest person in the world! Who cares how they lost the weight, at least they tried!
5. Yells at people in order to express herself!
6. Reinforced the negative stereotype that lesbians are loud, fat, and abrasive!
7. A sensitive bully who cries and hangs herself upside down to ease her depression!
8. Turned The View into Jerry Springer!
9. Tainted Barbara Walters legacy!
10. Making an ignorant statement like “655,000 Iraqi civilians are dead. Who are the terrorists?” and asking her fellow co-host Elisabeth Hasselbeck whom she has yelled at the entire year to help her. Rosie should be man woman enough to take responsibility for her own statements/insinuations and not ask for help from Elisabeth to get out of a hole she dug!

Don’t get me wrong I don’t agree with the values that Elisabeth Hasselbeck stands for. But that doesn’t mean that just because Rosie is gay and shares some of my beliefs that I don’t see her for the irritating pimple she is. Hooray for her leaving the show early!

Picture courtesy of prettyontheoutside.

Take me higher lord!

Images courtesy of Beautiful.

Some people just don’t need closeups…50 Cent is one of those people. This new Vibe cover makes me want to hurl! Fiddy should stick to wide lenses and shirtless photos. His album cover isn’t much better. He looks like a pitbull.

Just in case you haven’t heard 50 Cent’s new album, Curtis, has been pushed back from June 26 to September 4. He says it’s because he wants to release his album internationally on the same day.

‘I’m an international artist…my fans worldwide deserve to receive my album at the same time as my fans here in the U.S. Taking that into consideration moving the album to September was a necessary course of action.’

I smell bulls#!t…I’m sure the fact that his lead single “Amusement ParK” is struggling on radio has absolutely nothing to do with it.