Lindsay Lohan literally just crashed her car over the weekend, and here she goes taking crunk to the next level with Samantha Ronson at Teddy’s. Somebody needs to slap the sh*t out of this girl because she’s doing too much! We could inquire about her mother as a parental figure, but Dina might just be slouched over in the back seat doing lines. It’s very sad. What’s sadder is that she’s made the decision to hit the streets when she should be hitting the sheets after driving drunk while underage, fleeing the scene of the accident and having a white, powdery substance in her possession! Move over Paris! You need a cell mate.

When Heather Broeker made the big move from North Carolina to Los Angeles a few years ago, she was naturally apprehensive. But after tasting everything Los Angeles had to offer, she knew she had made the right move. She wanted to document her experiences and also create a guide for other newbies in LaLa Land, so she created what would come to be known as Survive the City. It all began with funny, anecdotal email updates for friends and family, and that led to the formation of the website—a cohesive location for people to access everything Heather had to say and more. This online guide turned into a veritable source for Angelenos to find out what’s going on in this sprawling city. The site underwent a small hiatus when Heather packed up her apartment and moved to New York to pursue a fabulous job opportunity.

Now it’s 2007, and the site will celebrate big relaunch today, May 29th, with her 10 day cross-country road trip back to sunny southern Cali. The new and improved site will hit on everything you want to know about living in LA, from relationships and traveling to finding a roommate or landing a job. Click HERE to keep up with Heather and the folks behind STC as they venture from the East coast to the West coast! Sign up for her mailing list and receive monthly tips about how to make it in LA right in your inbox.

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Miss USA, Rachel Smith, completely busted her a$$ last night at the Miss Universe Pageant! After she kissed face with the floor, Rachel got right back up and put on her signature fake smile! I know that had to be the most embarrassing moment of her life! Now that’s a role model. We all fall down but it’s how we get up that matters!

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Absf@#kingolutely hilarious! Enjoy! (Thanks to our love muffin Jason for sending this to us!)

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