What were you doing this Memorial Day weekend? If you were putting together care packages for our troops, save one for Amy Winehouse and make sure it has a comb.
First off, whose hair looks like this when they wake up and second off, if for some reason it does, who the H*$% would go out of the house looking like this? That’s enough hair to knit Nicole Richie a sweater!
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Here are some orgasmically exquisite time pieces from Dolce & Gabanna. These are the type of watches that don’t even have to work yet are still haute!
Medicine Man Bracelet Watch with Multicolored Dial. Love the color. Love the links.
Geronimo Rectangle Chronograph with Black Dial. The black, red and white color scheme are flawless. The elongated shape of the piece give it a dramatic flair while still making it functional. So haute!
Cream Chronograph with Contrast links. Simple. chic yet captivating. A nice collection-building piece.
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Evan Ross, son of Diana Ross, has been playing main squeeze to Ms. New Booty herself, Kim Kardashian. The past couple of months the two have been frollicking in the streets and certainly between the sheets. It is obvious that Kim likes coffee with her milk. First Ray J the man-child, then Reggie Bush the man and now Evan Ross—the child. One thing about Miss K—she is thorough with her coochtwatsie coverage!
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Don’t know how we feel about this one. The song is strong with a clear message, but the video seems to be lacking even in it’s simplicity. Tell us what you think love muffins?
Are we ready for Monsieur West’s upcoming project? Moreover, do we want to be?
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Was Djimon ready for this when he signed his public appearance contract with Kimora Lee Simmons? Djimon was hand in hand with his new boo and her girls in Cannes over the weekend. What’s the Godfather of Hip Hop saying to himself right now? Looks like the girls are already used to their new father figure. I wonder what that means…
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One of our readers sent this splendiferous video our way. If you can tell us the difference between a chola and a chonga, you win!
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