This evening I needed to pamper myself with some B. Scott time after a month of solid nonstop partying and I knew exactly what to do!

1. Draw some warm bath water.
2. Add some pomegranate foam.
3. Light candles.
4 Push play on stereo to start Feist’s The Reminder

Feist is just what I needed to put my mind, body and spirit at ease. Now that I have been introduced to her; I don’t know how I lived without her. (Read our previous post on Feist HERE.)

Enjoy these comforting tracks below and just relax.

The Water
Limit To Your Love
Brandy Alexander
Honey Honey

Brooke Hogan hit up Tokyo with her father and showed the crowd that her chin is just as manly as his. She also did a bit of promotion for her debut album, Undiscovered. We all have to admit that the emergence of the blonde pop starlet is over and done. She’s not a great singer, and she’s not the best dancer, which pretty much means she’ll always be mediocre in the music industry. And even then, mediocre is too much!

Here are a couple of tracks off the album if you’d like to judge for yourself…

Undiscovered
For A Moment

Down A.K.A Kilo’s “Lean like a Cholo” is a comedic court jester of a song. The video is the horror! The “dance” that supposedly accompanies the song is oh so whack! YIKES! But, damn this beat. So catchy.

Lil’ Mama’s breakout video for “Lip Gloss”. This song is such a guilty pleasure! It is so trivial, high school, middle school, ice cream truck and everything in between. But the beat is so catchy, and she is killing the choreography in this video! Work it Lil’ Mama!

Britney Spears has turned to the streets to feed her chil’ren! Well, not really, but she was very scantily clad holding her precious child, Sean Preston, at Millennium Dance Complex in North Hollywood yesterday. I smell a future smokin’ Brit Brit video! (But can’t she get a new workout outfit!)

Verizon Wireless has abruptly pulled out as the presenting sponsor on Gwen Stefani’s current tour due to Akon’s Trinidad shenanigans.

During an Akon concert on the island last month that was unaffiliated with Mrs. Rossdale’s tour, the R&B singer danced provocatively with a 15-year-old fan. When the pictures and video popped up all over the net, the wireless provider suddenly got nerves and pulled out. Also, the company has removed all Akon ringtones and music from it’s devices and stores–including V Cast TV spots.

This pullout, so to speak, will cost Gwen’s tour almost $2 million. So much for “It Don’t Matter”!

In case you missed the video of this debauchery, check it out above!

.. she said no no no! (lol) Last night while partying with fiance Blake Fielder-Civil, Amy Winehouse, known for her Lauren Hill like voice and deeply personal lyrics, opened up her mouth to reveal a gaping black hole where she is obviously missing a tooth! Amy what happened to your tooth? Take me higher lord! (B. Scott calling 911!)