May 30, 2007 Nicole Richie’s Party Invitation Fiasco

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Hollywood should teach these chicks that they can’t trust anyone! Somehow, her informal invite to a Memorial Day weekend bbq was leaked to the public, and it’s caused a bit of a stir today. Take a look:

My fellow Americans its that time of year To celebrate our country by drinking massive amounts of beer Let’s stand together as one, live the American dream Take shots, pass out, & wake up with our pants ripped open at the seems Let’s glorify this day in your sluttiest tops and your tightest pair of tsubi jeans Even though we have no fucking clue what Memorial Day really means!!

Mashas House
Sunday May 28th, at 2pm
XXXXX Crest Court
Beverly Hills, Ca 90210

There will be a scale at the front door. No girls over 100 pounds allowed in. Start starving yourself now. See you all then!!!

Nicole Richie was on LA’s 102.7 with Ryan Seacrest this morning, and she insisted that it was all a joke. But was it really?

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