Lindsay Lohan literally just crashed her car over the weekend, and here she goes taking crunk to the next level with Samantha Ronson at Teddy’s. Somebody needs to slap the sh*t out of this girl because she’s doing too much! We could inquire about her mother as a parental figure, but Dina might just be slouched over in the back seat doing lines. It’s very sad. What’s sadder is that she’s made the decision to hit the streets when she should be hitting the sheets after driving drunk while underage, fleeing the scene of the accident and having a white, powdery substance in her possession! Move over Paris! You need a cell mate.