Well, this isn’t exactly news, but her soon-to-be ex husband Coley Laffoon told a judge earlier this month that the former Mrs. Degeneres has “bizarre and delusional behaviour” and “poor parenting skills.” Laffoon is asking for joint custody of their 5 year-old son, Homer, and $33,000 a month in spousal support. He cites his experience has a camp counselor and former nanny as proof of his insight into her nurturing skills. He also says that on top of her purposely packing lunches Homer doesn’t like, she also curses and does not buckle him up when she drives.

Well, no doubt the woman is a lunatic but Coley, come on, weren’t you a little bit crazy too for marrying this broad? Heche isn’t the only delusional one here!