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May 6, 2007 Kelis: The Baddest B@#ch In the Game!
Okay love muffins! I’m really tipsy right now but I had to write a post about meeting Kelis! So I decided to have a little get together with my contributors and friends at my house for Cinco De Mayo. Needless to say we got crunk and went to West Hollywood to do a round about! At first we were like it’s super duper wack in Weho tonight, until we went to the Abbey where I met the über splendiferous Kelis! When I first saw her I was like oh my god that’s Kelis! I love her! Let me tell you Kelis is so f@#king fly and naturally beautiful in person! OMG! She was like, “Oh my goodness you are so beautiful” and I was like ,”Likewise!” Then I saw her orgasmic f#$k me pumps (below)!
These f@#k me pumps are the business! Kelis told me to make sure I mentioned her pumps and so I did! Love you Kelis! I honestly love her more than cheese puffs! It’s a shame that Kelis is so underrated because her last album was one of the best albums in ages! When I walked away she said “Nice meeting you B. Scott!” and said “Double kisses!” Take me higher lord, I met Kelis! Praise him! I hope she comes to my upcoming event at the exclusive Eleven on May 8th!
Here are my four favorite songs from Kelis’ last album Kelis Was Here ! (Especially F@#k Them B@#ches !)
Till The Weels Fall Off
Living Proof
Aww Shit!
Fuck Them Bitches
NERDDC
May 6, 2007 at 4:20 am
CAN YOU SAY PUMPALICIOUS BITCHES!!!! Kelis IS an AMAZING ARTIST!, her sound is so different that anyone else. My favorite song off KELIS WAS HERE is Circus… check it out. The UK knows and appreciates her talent, the US needs to step up.
sheila
May 6, 2007 at 6:26 am
B.Scott u lucky duck! (Must b nice, heffa) No I’m just playin’, I’m not gonna hate on u just cause I have no life here in OHI0*sigh* I’m gonna get one, one of these days, but until then I’ll just live vicariously through u “double kisses” B.Scott !! p.s. u do look beautiful in that pic (heffa)
Divalicious
May 6, 2007 at 6:36 am
You’re way prettier than she is, lovemuffin…..
Katrina
May 6, 2007 at 7:54 am
You guys look like brother ans sister!
melinda
May 7, 2007 at 12:52 pm
I feel you boo! Everything bout her screams Fv(k me! By God’s blessing…She keep me on a natural high. them pumps are bangin’ baby. You bangin’ b.scott love 2 u!
babyruth
May 8, 2007 at 9:59 pm
lucky you!she’s so HOT!My fave is F them B’s.Don’t sleep on Kelis.
kelisjunky
May 9, 2007 at 6:19 am
that effin fabulous… you both look serendipitous
Crystal Hanton
May 10, 2007 at 9:00 am
Kelis is the best!!!
Crystal Hanton
May 10, 2007 at 9:01 am
I am a fan of Kelis. Love ya Kelis and you show will be fabolous
Keisha
May 10, 2007 at 2:57 pm
OMG!!!! You met Kelis!!!! I love her to death…She is definitely one of the hottest artist out today. The U.S. does not know good music when they hera it. Big up to the UK for making Kelis the super star that she is and giving her all of the glory and honor that she deserves. I’m lovin’ the shoes…KELIS, YOU ROCK SO HARD!!!!!!
TAMISHA
May 15, 2007 at 7:51 pm
OH MY GOODNESS U REALLY DO LOOK LIKE KELIS! THATS AMAZING AND U R HOT BOO
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