…. of a man with a Huge Ding-Ding! Billy Bob showed up at the premier of his movie “Mother Ghost” sporting a grin that only a packing man would have. Isn’t it always the skinny little anorexic men like Tommy Lee and Billy Bob that surprise you every time! So for that single reason Billy Bob has been inducted into our F.B.D. (future baby daddy) category!

Here’s the famous clip from “Monster’s Ball.” Make me feel good!

We’ve just been put on to one of the Internet’s cutest online boutiques. Luvluvinc.com offers specialty gifts for men, women, children and pets and your home. You could spend a good amount of time clicking through the selections, and I’m sure you’ll feel tempted to order at least one thing as a gift for a family member, friend or just yourself!

The weather’s getting warmer, and that means the clothes are getting smaller. Here are a couple of Luv Luv’s t’s, tanks and various tops that are cute for those hot days and nights.

Whether you’re spending your summer nights on the shores of Malibu or on the rooftop of Skybar, either one of these dresses and skirts will keep heads turning.

Here are a few of their so-called Hot! Pants that I really love…

You can make or break your look with accessories, so something about these caught my eye!

Pick up a graphic tee or tie for your boo (or booty call!), treats for your favorite pet or clothes for the cutest baby in your family. Plus, you can create grab stationary and greeting cards if you’re fabulously old school with your communication. Here are a few of my top picks:

You can shop online or by phone, so check it out. It’s time to stock your closet for Spring! Visit www.luvluvinc.com.

Today someone threw a large amount of neon green paint on Madonna’s Giant Poster in London. Well I guess not everyone is a fan of her new Range for H & M.

In case you missed my favorite sugar plum without a drop of talent, Sanjaya Malakar, on tonight’s “American Idol” here’s his performance! You better work Sanjaya!

Porn Star Ron Jeremy could face battery charges for fondling a stranger. A woman named Leslie Sanchez, who was attending a porn convention in Miami, asked Jeremy for an autograph. According to the police report she filed following the incident, Jeremy then proceeded to reach under her blouse and into her bra, grab her nipple, take out her breast, and then sign it. The police report states that Sanchez never gave him permission to touch her. Well, it sounds like with all that grabbing and signing going on, Sanchez had plenty of time to make that clear to Ron, whose agent says that giving an autograph on a woman’s boob is Jeremy’s “signature thing to do.” (No pun intended, I’m sure.) The woman’s husband was there for all this (apparently he didn’t prevent it either) and they even claim to have photos of the whole sordid affair. Can anyone say “out of court settlement?” Sounds like Mr. & Mrs. Sanchez had this one planned all along…

Today Halle Berry received her star on the Walk of Fame. Home-girl was so happy, she literally kissed the ground she walks on!

Her mother was there, and of course her fine a$$ boo—Gabriel Aubrey—was there for support. Congrats Halle!

Now you know that Samuel L. Jackson should have known better than to stand next to Gabriel Aubry! The contrast between the two is almost unbearable!