Looking refreshingly beautiful as always Gwen Stefani graces the May issue of Harper’s Bazaar. The May issue of Harper’s Bazaar will be a three cover special featuring Gwen.

This blue fade to green Dior gown is simply divine especially on Gwen!

Move over Jennifer & Sarah Jessica—a new fashion icon as arrived!

So Michael Jackson took his daughter Paris on a private shopping spree at FAO Schwarz in Las Vegas for her birthday. But my question is why must the child be shrouded in secrecy! It’s absolutely absurd that Paris is covered up like some kind of mummy. I’m sure she’s going to develop a demented sense of self just like her father! Heartbreaking! (B. Scott shaking his head)

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Yesterday at Australia’s Byron Beach Jessica Simpson and John Mayer honestly looked like a normal couple in love. (minus the paparazzi)

Aw. I just want to sop them up with a biscuit!

And I definitely wasn’t expecting John to unleash his super orgasmic body on me like that! Now that’s a sexy tall drink of water!

I feel a disturbance in the force. Once again, the meaning of a good date movie is evolving. Filmmakers are saying “Hey! We can make an epic war drama that girls will actually want to see!” And they have been successful! I call it the “Ab” treatment. Long ago it used to be that warriors wore armor, but these days in Hollywood less (clothing that is) is more and sexy male bodies are hot! The movie 300 was a box office success and now Pathfinder, with a very hot Karl Urban, promises the same hot combination of bloody battles and dreamy guys. Pathfinder is set for release this Friday, April 13, 2007. Be sure to check it out and take a date!

Here’s the trailer:

… a$$ down inside the house! Courtney I understand you’re happy about your liposuction but do we have to see all that everyday? Give it a rest!

And why not the tummy tuck too?

In the words of Aerosmith Dude Looks Like A Lady!

Since we’re talking about Hollywood I thought I’d just put some images up from the Hollywood Hills Fires last week. Turns out the fires were accidentally set by two teens visiting from Illinois. They told arson investigators that they were in the woods lighting twigs (is that what they are calling joint now?) on fire and a blaze ensued. The teens have a court date and are facing 6 months to 3 years in juvenile hall. They were released and allowed to return to Chicago as long as they show up in California for their court date.

The flames came within 50 feet of an apartment building and and nearly right up to the Hollywood sign. Personally I thought if it did get burned we could have gone with a more glamorous look!