Yesterday at Australia’s Byron Beach Jessica Simpson and John Mayer honestly looked like a normal couple in love. (minus the paparazzi)

Aw. I just want to sop them up with a biscuit!

And I definitely wasn’t expecting John to unleash his super orgasmic body on me like that! Now that’s a sexy tall drink of water!

I feel a disturbance in the force. Once again, the meaning of a good date movie is evolving. Filmmakers are saying “Hey! We can make an epic war drama that girls will actually want to see!” And they have been successful! I call it the “Ab” treatment. Long ago it used to be that warriors wore armor, but these days in Hollywood less (clothing that is) is more and sexy male bodies are hot! The movie 300 was a box office success and now Pathfinder, with a very hot Karl Urban, promises the same hot combination of bloody battles and dreamy guys. Pathfinder is set for release this Friday, April 13, 2007. Be sure to check it out and take a date!

Here’s the trailer:

… a$$ down inside the house! Courtney I understand you’re happy about your liposuction but do we have to see all that everyday? Give it a rest!

And why not the tummy tuck too?

In the words of Aerosmith Dude Looks Like A Lady!

Since we’re talking about Hollywood I thought I’d just put some images up from the Hollywood Hills Fires last week. Turns out the fires were accidentally set by two teens visiting from Illinois. They told arson investigators that they were in the woods lighting twigs (is that what they are calling joint now?) on fire and a blaze ensued. The teens have a court date and are facing 6 months to 3 years in juvenile hall. They were released and allowed to return to Chicago as long as they show up in California for their court date.

The flames came within 50 feet of an apartment building and and nearly right up to the Hollywood sign. Personally I thought if it did get burned we could have gone with a more glamorous look!

…. of a man with a Huge Ding-Ding! Billy Bob showed up at the premier of his movie “Mother Ghost” sporting a grin that only a packing man would have. Isn’t it always the skinny little anorexic men like Tommy Lee and Billy Bob that surprise you every time! So for that single reason Billy Bob has been inducted into our F.B.D. (future baby daddy) category!

Here’s the famous clip from “Monster’s Ball.” Make me feel good!

We’ve just been put on to one of the Internet’s cutest online boutiques. Luvluvinc.com offers specialty gifts for men, women, children and pets and your home. You could spend a good amount of time clicking through the selections, and I’m sure you’ll feel tempted to order at least one thing as a gift for a family member, friend or just yourself!

The weather’s getting warmer, and that means the clothes are getting smaller. Here are a couple of Luv Luv’s t’s, tanks and various tops that are cute for those hot days and nights.

Whether you’re spending your summer nights on the shores of Malibu or on the rooftop of Skybar, either one of these dresses and skirts will keep heads turning.

Here are a few of their so-called Hot! Pants that I really love…

You can make or break your look with accessories, so something about these caught my eye!

Pick up a graphic tee or tie for your boo (or booty call!), treats for your favorite pet or clothes for the cutest baby in your family. Plus, you can create grab stationary and greeting cards if you’re fabulously old school with your communication. Here are a few of my top picks:

You can shop online or by phone, so check it out. It’s time to stock your closet for Spring! Visit www.luvluvinc.com.

Today someone threw a large amount of neon green paint on Madonna’s Giant Poster in London. Well I guess not everyone is a fan of her new Range for H & M.