Hello love muffins! I just wanted to give you a Double Whammy of STD’s as a token of my love for you! Paris Hilton made an appearance at Jenna Jameson’s 60th birthday party yesterday at Forty Deuce in LA. I wonder what they have in common? Well let me guess…. they are both gutter-butt sluts! I think I got it right!

And I’ll let you guess what’s in this box that has Jenna so excited. (lol)

George Michael may have been caught with his pants down with a elderly troll in a public restroom a while back, but the man sounds good on a track. George Michael has been revisited by the research department here at the Institute of B. Scott and we love, love, love! “An Easier Affair” is an amazing song about being comfortable with who you are and feeling secure in your sexuality, your body and in what you bring to life! I love the video and its simplicity—focusing on the character and uniqueness of different people from various walks of life.

“Flawless” is a such a chill, get-ready-for-the-club while sipping on some martinis and dancing type of song. I love it. The video is so innovative in terms of the weaving characters and the complexity of finding stability in life with the hectic nature of city-life taking you over. I wish people just rolled through my house like that when I was getting ready to go out on Friday! Be daring! Look so good! Be flawless—absolutely flawless!

Okay. I’m joking about Wentworth Miller coming out the closet (not him being gay) but doesn’t the guy in the middle look just like him.

TMZ is reporting that Sharon Osbourne will take Brandy’s seat at the judge’s table on America’s Got Talent. Sir Elton John was seen helping Sharon pick out some $500 Manolo Blahnik F@#k me pumps yesterday at Barneys in Beverly Hills. Well I feel bad for Brandy, but that’s what happens when you kill somebody and try to cover it up!

What are your kids doing this summer? Well, if they want to badly enough, they can go to a 10-day camp for American Idol wannabes. The makers of the show that America can’t seem to get enough of have come up with a new way of promoting their program—and a new way of making some quick cash. If the kid (or the kid’s family) has the $2900 to shell out for the ten-day affair, it can be spent on Idol “boot camp” in Massachusetts. All they need to have are past inspirations, future aspirations, and a love of the performing arts. Apparently, talent is not a requirement. Some 700 lucky potential Idol contestants will get in and be one step closer to their dreams. They won’t get Paula, Randy, or Simon to give them any pointers, but they will get instruction from past Idol participants.

The morbidly splendiferous Christina Ricci graces the most recent issue of Player magazine. Hot!