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April 25, 2007 Kirsten Dunst: I See Dead People
Ack! No amount of blush can hide the face that Kirsten Dunst’s skin rejects all sunlight, leaving her even more pale and withered each day. She’s begging for your help! Please call your local Sunset Tans. If we all donate just five cents, maybe we can get her in that ultraviolet bed sooner than later. It’s just not right for her to continue attending events, blinding photographers and the crowd each time a camera flash bounces back off her skin!
Divalicious
April 25, 2007 at 10:13 am
She needs to go away and take Lindsay Lohan with her….
La La
April 27, 2007 at 10:34 am
All she needs is $5 and a trip to CVS to pick her up a bottle of Jergens self tanner.
baby
August 23, 2007 at 10:37 pm
i love her skin. shes dewy and fair.
you idiots need to find a better way to spend your time.