April 18, 2007 The Penis Power!
Please watch this entire video below to completely understand the definition of Penis Power! The Coup d’état of Powers! Then I will debut the Top Six Penis Power Celebrity Couples! Lord knows I know the power of the penis! (B. Scott shouting and dancing around his house in honor of the penis!)
Please never forget this one quote from the video that will guide you for the rest of your life here on earth!
“Don’t let every man hit the bottom! With a penis all up in your vagina you don’t got no defenses.”
1. Whitney Houston & Bobby Brown.
It has always been apparent to me that Bobby Brown must have been serving Whitney Houston up some serious penis power for her to go from girl next door to crack-head on the floor! Whitney said it best on the camping episode of Being Bobby Brown when she said: “Bobby take me over there behind that tree and work me over!”
2. Pamela Anderson & Tommy Lee.
Well we all have seen their sex tape and it’s was plain to see why Pamela keeps coming back for more!
3. Britney Spears & Kevin Federline.
What could be the real reason why Britney Spears temporarily lost her mind? The one and only answer is Kevin Federline’s super human penis power over her! His ding-ding had Britney the biggest pop star in the world acting all types of crazy and almost took her to the point of no return. Now that’s power, penis power!
4. Beyoncé Knowles & Jay-Z.
What other than Jay-Z’s ding-ding could have Beyoncé crazy/dangerously in love and then the next minute ringing the alarm!
5. Janet Jackson & JD.
You ever wonder how a woman as beautiful as Janet Jackson would settle down with a short troll like JD? I guess big things come in small packages, so once again penis power is the answer! The penis is the root of all evil! (I hope mother doesn’t read this post! lol)
6. Angelina Jolie & Billy Bob Thornton.
As previously reported Billy Bob Thornton has the smile of a man that’s packing, thus explaining Angelina Jolie bizarre behavior throughout their entire relationship and now her “normal” behavior with Brad Pitt! (I know you love muffins remember Brad Pitt’s small wee-wee that appeared in Playgirl way back when.)
New York’s mother best captures how I feel about magic sticks: “Praise him!” and “Praise it!”
G.G.
April 18, 2007 at 5:59 am
Ahhh! you a fool for this one..lol. That was hillarious and unfortunatley true. Favorite part..jack rabbit!
thanks for posting.
G.G.
April 18, 2007 at 5:59 am
p.s. i think i just laughed coffe out through my nose..that was hillarious!
Divalicious
April 18, 2007 at 6:05 am
Is that woman Sister Patterson’s sister????? I just went through a whole box of Depends……
JessLovesUNC
April 18, 2007 at 7:04 am
I love that video about penis power; i watched it today btw classes and all of us were weak.
PrimoUomo
April 18, 2007 at 8:59 am
If she wasnt speaking the damn truth! Explicit as hell, and very REAL but she got the point across. Got me thinking, then made me angry, but it definately was an awakening on my own dealings with men, lol…it was hysterical as well. Thanks for sharing!
Mr. X
April 18, 2007 at 9:43 pm
Hilarious! This chick needs some penis power!
Life
April 18, 2007 at 9:50 pm
THIS MADE MY DAY!!!! TY!!
ZZ
April 20, 2007 at 7:34 am
I can’t! I can’t! I will never look at a plate of shrimps ever again!!! She needs to get on Oprah or something! Thank you so much B. Scott!