There’s going to be an auction of Jackson 5 loot and MJ gear–and Mikey doesn’t like it!

The Guernsey Auction House in NYC is handling the sale—unless the World’s Weirdest Popstar has his lawyers step in first. Apparently, Universal Express luggage company owns the collection, which Universal procured from Henry Vaccaro, a New Jersey construction company owner. Vaccaro copped the Jackson “junk” from a failed warehouse whose business wound up in bankruptcy court. What a find!

Stuff on the block will include the handwritten lyrics to the Jackson 5 smash “ABC”, a white fedora that MJ sported for the Smooth Criminal video and a telegram (contents unknown) from none other than Marlon Brando (speaking of weird stars).

And did you catch our previous post on the Gloved One’s Vegas shopping spree with his publicly-masked daughter/birthday girl this week?. Sounded like fun except for the fact that little Paris was more covered up than a Muslim chick trying to sneak into a mosque.