Did anyone see the premiere of South Park last night? Needless to say it was politically incorrect but really funny. You just have to watch!

Tom Brady may be the new Kevin Federline of 2007 because his little swimmers are doing exactly what they were made to. Rumor has it that not only is his ex-girlfriend, Bridget Moynahan, preganant with his baby, but his CURRENT girlfriend, Gisele Bundchen, may be knocked up as well! Brady my have quite a bunch on his hands if this continues!

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The last time I saw her was in The Family Stone. Well besides her three starring roles in upcoming films for 2007 (Evening, Stardust and The Flock), she’s been brushing up on her half-naked dancing skills, and lucky TV viewers across the nation can now see the fruits of her looms…er, I mean labor. No, it’s not Pants-Off Dance-Off! Watch her give us an interpretation of how she can wear mens’ pants just as well as her partner, Patrick Wilson. Since when does she dance anyways?

The Los Angeles Galaxy recently signed midfielder David Beckham needed the support of a crutch today as he was seen leaving the Gucci store in Madrid with wife Victoria.

David hurt his right knee during Real Madrid’s 1-1 tie with Getafe on Sunday. After limping off the field, a scan on Monday revealed a injured ligament in his knee!

I hope this doesn’t mean that this fierce power couple isn’t coming to la la land!

MIMS is topping the charts with his single, ‘This Is Why I’m Hot’, from his debut album Music Is My Savior. The Washington Heights, New York native is doing pretty well. The track could easily be a here-today-gone-tomorrow release for him, so we’ll see what he gives us for the second single. ‘Ol girl Fergie takes the cake for the biggest jump, moving from #55 to #8 in a week! The rest of the list plays out like this:

2. Akon—Don’t Matter
3. Gwen Stefani—The Sweet Escape
4. Justin Timberlake—What Goes Around Comes Around
5. Avril Lavigne—Girlfriend
6. Fall Out Boy—This Ain’t A Scene, It’s An Arms Race
7. Gym Class Heroes feat. Patrick Stump–Cupids Chokehold
8. Fergie feat. Ludacris—Glamorous
9. Rihanna feat. Sean Paul—Break It Off
10. Nelly Furtado—Say It Right

Continuing our week long introduction of the F.B.D.’s of “300″, we present Michael Fassbender (Stelios) who makes his major feature film debut. Next, he co-stars in director Franois Ozon’s fantasy drama “Angel,” due out in 2007.

In “300″ he plays the role of Stelios, one of Sparta’s finest warriors. He is one of the 300 soldiers that are chosen to meet the Persians at Thermopylae, engaging the soldiers in a narrow canyon where they cannot take full advantage of their numbers.

I just can’t express how excited I am about this movie and it’s leading men!

The Material Girl is giving us futuristic fashionista tutelage for her clothing line with H&M—M by Madonna. I never noticed H&M ever having a true advertising campaign until the store hit the West coast. Could that be because our version of the superstore is WACK? I’ll make sure to save my H&M shopping for the East coast!

What I can say is that those white walls, the riding crop and black skin-tight outfits vaguely remind me of my favorite Madonna video EVER: ‘Human Nature’. I wonder if this was the inspiration!

“I’m not your Bitch, don’t hang your S@#T on me!” and I’m not sorry!