Love Muffins, I’m terribly sad to inform that Akon has just scored another #1 song on Billboard’s Hot 100 with “Don’t Matter”. Can someone please explain to me why people like him? His voice is so annoying, his music sucks, and he’s not even cute. He is the Sanjaya of the recording industry. If someone has any insight into the horrible phenomenon please fill me in! Here’s the rest of of the top songs in the land.

1. Akon – “Don’t Matter”
2. Fergie – “Glamorous”
3. Beyonce and Shakira – “Beautiful Liar”
4. Mims – “This Is Why I’m Hot”
5. Gwen Stefani feat. Akon – “The Sweet Escape”
6. Gym Class Heroes feat. Patrick Stump – “Cupid’s Chokehold”
7. Avril Lavigne – “Girlfriend”
8. Rich Boy’s feat. Polow Da Don – “Throw Some D’s”
9. Justin Timberlake – “What Goes Around … Comes Around”
10. Daughtry – “It’s Not Over”