I had the pleasure of attending the Pinque Cirque Fashion Show on Thursday and it was a blast! A big thanks to my friend Alex Quinn and Gaudy PR for making this possible!

Bai Ling is the most adorable petite love muffin ever! I first greeted Bai Ling outside when she was entering Boulevard 3 and then joined her in her VIP area upstairs! Anyone who has ever seen this chick knows she’s is as spontaneous and exciting as ever! (I almost slipped some Ritalin in her drink!)

Grey Goose got Bai Ling feeling loose! It was amazing to chill with her and her friends while we watched the fashion show going on below!

Bai Ling appears to be catching a quick cat nap so she can maintain her sexy! Still fierce!

I decided to walk around upstairs after the fashion show and bumped into Kim Kardashian and her beautiful mother! My first impression of Kim was that she is strikingly beautiful and stacked in all the right places! Kim Kardashian has to be one of the nicest people I’ve ever met and she also happens to have a super booty! (Some people just have it all!)

Kim’s eyes are seriously memorizing. They just draw you in! (And she liked mine as well!)

F@#K J.Lo! Kim Kardashian has the best backside in the business! You know I just had to get a picture with those two firm pillows of joy! Her booty is something that I will never forget as long as l live! OMG!

Introducing our new #1 Future Baby Daddy! Christian Monzon literally made me orgasm when he touched my back and pulled me in to take the picture above! Take me higher lord! I remember seeing him in Mariah Carey’s “Don’t Forget About Us” video and thinking how great it must have been for Mariah to be rumping around in the grass and pool with this Greek God of a D&G model! Thank you Christian for giving me material to use for all types of activities! (Believe me honey, no one would dare forget about you!)

Here’s Christian Monzon in Mariah Carey’s “Don’t Forget About Us”.

Marcus Schenkenberg, another wet dream waiting to happen, was standing outside of the Social which is next to Boulevard 3 ready for me to come and get my picture! Even though he has obviously had some work done, he still is one fine hunk of a man!

Chudeny Ross, Diana Ross’ daughter (can’t you tell by those one of kind eyes! Wink! Wink!), was a sweetheart who swore we had met before. It might be because I look like I could be the brother she never had (Power to the Interracial Nation!) Evan Ross will have to do I guess!

Even though he made me look dazed and confused, I love me some Howie now. When I saw him for the second time last night he apologized for thinking I was Justin Guarini on Monday at the “Workout” wrap party. He also requested that my photographer take a picture with his camera as well! Isn’t that sweet!

Michelle & Amanda Babin from America’s Next Top Model. Now who is really the model here in this picture! (lol) I better do it!

And I love myself some RJ from Young Hollywood! Doesn’t he make you want to pinch his cheeks!

Wow what a night! Happy to report love muffins! I would like to give a big shout out to Avo Yermagyan of Gaudy PR for throwing such an amazing event! Other kudos to Alex Quinn,Bloke and House of Doll!