THE 
March 15, 2007 A Letter To Diana Ross…
Dear Ms. Ross,
Your performance on American Idol last night was not quite what I was expecting. I know you can no longer doowop and shoo-be-doo-be-doo like you did back in the 60’s, but this was not at all what I expected! Something about that wobbly entry with a few opening screeches felt very Paula Abdul-esque. I think I love you a little less today than I did yesterday…
Sincerely,
Miss Classy
pwils
March 15, 2007 at 1:03 pm
um… yea i don’t know what was up with that wobble wobble.. shake it shake it.. cuz she didn’t drop it NOR take it!
Daphne
March 15, 2007 at 1:30 pm
Tsk. Tsk. Ms. Ross was sippin on some sizurp before she hit that stage. Talk about ‘Stoned Love’!
Tyrakills
March 15, 2007 at 3:16 pm
She was poppin pills and takin swigs of beer with Paula backstage. Did anyone see her shoes?? They looked like giant stripper red platforms. Classy!!
Baby Boy
March 16, 2007 at 11:51 am
and that dress was too long, cuz she was about to bust her ass a few times.
gmommy
March 16, 2007 at 7:33 pm
Lay off the booze, Diana. Oh, btw, lose the wig. it looks like road-kill.