1. American Idol Madness!

First we discussed Kellie Pickler’s new breasts. Rosie O’Donnell showcased Von Smith on The View and claimed he was better than anyone on American Idol but was actually the worst singer on the planet. Simon Cowell ran off at the mouth about several past contestants, and to top the week off we were baffled when Sanjaya Malakar made his way into the final 12. WTF?

2. Beach Bodies

This week all of the stars were stripping down and showing off her goodies! Ricky Martin gave us some of his best speedo yoga poses from the balcony of his hotel in Uruguay and it was beautiful! Kirsten Dunst and Sarah Michelle Gellar hit the beaches to show off their bods! Nicole Kidman went crazy on a boat! Fergie also put on a bikini and let her boyfriend get all in her crack.

3. The Movie 300

Everyday this week was dedicated to one of the hunky leading men from the new movie 300. None of these are particularly famous in the United States but they are well on their way. The movie has gotten rave reviews and will likely clean up at the box office. This is one of our favorites. Check out the men of the week: Gerard Butler, Rodrigo Santoro, Dominic West, Michael Fassbender, and David Wenham.

4. Michael Jackson: Crazier than ever!

We got our first MJ sighting when he arrived in Japan for his “fan appreciation events”. He also had a Flashback Video earlier this week that conjured up memories of Michael when he was “BAD”! To top the week off, he took those ODD photos with fans at his Meet-and-Greet! We always wanted MJ back in the spotlight but not like this.

5. Star Babies!

This week we found out that Salma Hayek was pregnant and engaged to be married. There were rumors that Tom Brady’s super-sperm might have gotten to Gisele Bundchen but those rumors turned out to be false. The week ended with Madonna getting flack for forgetting to put her baby in a car seat.