Beyoncé’s “Upgrade U” gives explicit instructions on how she would upgrade her man in the world of style and elegance. Some of you may be confused by the lyrics. Don’t worry, lovebscott.com is here to clarify.

1. Audemars Piguet Watch

The roots of this famous Swiss watch manufacturer date back to 1875, and it is the epitome of Swiss timepieces. This little ditty will run you a hefty $23,625.

2. Hermès Breifcase

Brown togo leather with paladium hardware, single handle, soft construction and lock and keys—in pristine condition with very little signs of use. Full size briefcase. This would be an ideal gift for yourself or the professional in your life but will cost you $3,000.

3. Diamond Cream Facial

Do you need to exfoliate? Why not do it with real diamond dust. The high class crazies believe diamonds help oxygenate the skin, so they rub the diamond dust over their face to help rejuvenate the skin. This will definitely break the bank at $500/ounce.

4. Purple Label Necktie

Purple Label is the highest end of Ralph Lauren menswear. Their handmade silk ties will cost you about $200 each. (I’ll take 10!)

5. Six-Star Pimp Suites

Right now, the most famous six star hotel is the sail-shaped Burj Al Arab in Dubai shown here. It is one of the most expensive hotels in the world to stay in. The cost of staying in a suite begins at $1,000 per night and increases to over $15,000 per night—the Royal Suite is the most expensive at $28,000 per night. You have to pay $55 just to tour the building. It’s the highest of elegance.

So guys, if you wanna get Beyoncé, you better step your game up. On the other hand, she said that she’ll upgrade you so just sit back and enjoy the ride.