The smoking hot Dominic West stars as Theron in 300, a movie about the Battle of Thermopylae, in which King Leonidas and 300 Spartans fought to the death against Xerxes and his massive Persian army. Facing insurmountable odds, their valor and sacrifice inspired all of Greece to unite against their Persian enemy.

It’s amazing that one movie could have so many F.B.D.’s. I’m clearly going to have an orgasmic experience when I see it this Friday!

Now that’s what I’m talking about! Choke me! (B. Scott just kidding but not really!)