March 3, 2007 Tyra Skanks : America’s Next Top Troll Tragedies

Tyra Banks has got to be one of the whackest people on earth but I still LOVE to watch her. It’s like witnessing a train wreck in progress. Even though she knows she veers towards hot mess-ism, yet and still she persists onward full steam in that direction! This season has the WORST looking “models” I have EVER seen. Maybe 1 or 2 could be “SUPER-MORPHED” magically into semi-model material but only a miracle from the Lord on High could help these other TROLLettes.

More of this travesty after the jump…

In addition – does Tyra find it sexy to be in competition with Ms. Jay as to who can look like the most womanly man beacuse her make up and hairstyles have been borderline drag-chic.

Last but not least…I know energy and enthusiasm gets you ratings, but is jumping up and down like a hot-monkey really necessary? We know Tyra feels as though she has to play up her “ethnic” card from time to time being that she grew up in the “hood” (as she frequently reminds us on the show), but did she have to tarnish the image of Phi Beta Sigma Fraternity, Inc. by depicting them as a bunch of crazies. Tyra looked a damn fool stepping improperly, shouting like a banshee, and making the “ANTM” ladies throw up fake “sorority” signs!? America was not ready. Neither was I.

Tyra are you doing too much?!

YES!

NOW SIT DOWN!

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