Word has it that the entire original cast from both of Ben Stiller’s hit Meet the Parents series have signed on for the third installment, including Robert DeNiro, Barbra Streisand and Dustin Hoffman. Of course it will pick up where the Meet The Fockers ended–the birth of Greg and Pam’s first child. Ben Stiller is MY Future Baby Daddy, and I’m ready to see him in what will definitely be pure comedy. The first two grossed over $800 million worldwide, which is just crazy for a comedic series of movies. No release date just yet, but when it’s announced, I’ll be adding it to my calendar!

At the Dutch premiere of Music & Lyrics, Hugh Grant was publicly handcuffed by a deranged prankster of a journalist! So scandalous! As Hugh walked the red carpet, the woman leapt out of the crowd like a lurking hyena and slapped what were probably her own personal handcuffs on his wrist, locking herself to him. No, she didn’t proceed to molest him shamelessly in front of the gawking crowd, but police DID proceed to promptly detain the woman while firefighters cut the cuff. I mean, I know Hugh is sexy and all of that, but keep the fantasies to yourself people!

Here’s the YouTube video. Just for fun…

There’s no other way to start your day other than a nice jiggle and grope session. Looks like Tyra Banks knows the way to a girl’s heart, and that’s why she took it upon herself to molest Katherine McPhee. As usual, Tyra is doing the absolute MOST.

Here’s beautiful Suri with her mother, Katie. She’s definitely giving hot baby face to the camera! It’s been a while since we’ve seen her out and about. Each time I see Suri’s face, I try to find what Tom contributed. It’s still lost on me…

I’m amazed that Madonna is still holding it down after all these years! Perfect hair, makeup and dress! Well done!

Victoria Beckham showed up looking like an alien as always. Is she even alive or do they just move this mannequin from event to event?

Mary J. Blige and Oprah Winfrey both looked happily splendiferous as they walked the red carpet.

Hollywood’s cutest couple, Gavin Rossdale and Gwen Stefani are just adorable!

Scientology’s finest! Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes worked the crowd as undercover missionaries for Xenu!

Sean “Diddy” Combs and Kanye West (Dumb & Dumber) showed up looking tacky as hell! Fire whoever let their asses in!

Will & Jada Pinkett, Can you guys please adopt me? Jada I promise I won’t sleep with Will! (B. Scott fingers crossed.)

Portia de Rossi and Ellen Degeneres’ public display of love makes me so proud to be gay! I can’t say enough about how great Ellen was as the host of the Oscars. And to think she was once banished from television! Remarkable!

And you know I couldn’t end this post without mentioning my premier future baby daddy, Djimon Hounsou, who looked rather dapper in his chocolate suit. Just orgasmic!

Wake Up Love Muffins, the Oscars are finished. If you fell asleep and missed the show then I’ll fill you in on the highlights.

First and foremost, Ellen Degeneres deserves major kudos for hosting a great show. Normally I doze during the Oscars but I felt she did a fantastic job moving the show along.

Will Ferrell, Jack Black, and John C. Reilly mocked the fact that comedians never win Oscars (see Eddie Murphy). Just Hilarious!

Abigail Breslin and Jayden Smith were just too cute for words!

As expected, Jennifer Hudson took home the award and made sure to thank the original Jennifer! (I’m referring to Jennifer Holiday who originally played Effie on Broadway!)

The Pilobolus group was incredible! Exhibit A: “Snakes on a Plane”

Martin Scorcese finally won! It’s about time.

Celine Dion premiered her song “I Knew I Loved You”. You would think that after 5 years in Las Vegas her fashion sense would plummet but she looks tons better since she’s been away!

The true highlight of the night came when Jennifer Hudson and Beyonce went head-to-head sharing the stage and singing each other’s songs! We’ll let you decide who won that one.

Just in case you were counting we were 5 out of 6 in our Oscar predictions.