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Reese Witherspoon looks SPLENDIFEROUS in this Nina Ricci delight! The hair is flawless, the silhouette is works, she’s just divine. Ryan Who?

Why does Gweneth Paltrow always look so SNOBBY? She always has a look on her face like she’s too good for everyone else! Cheer up, Gwenny, life’s not so bad. Oh Yeah the Zac Posen dress is cute too but she should ditch the red lipstick ’cause it’s not really working.

Nicole Kidman was FIERY HOT in this gorgeous red Balenciaga gown but what is that red thing growing from her neck! Could it be a tumor?

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Anne Hathaway in Valentino is like a BAD PRESENT on Christmas morning. The bow is just hideous. You would think she would have absorbed some fashion tips from The Devil Wears Prada but I guess not.

Kirsten Dunst sported couture Chanel and I am personally offended. It looks like she BEDAZZLED her favorite see-through shirt and tied DEAD CHICKENS to the end of her dress!

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Cate Blanchett in Giorgio Armani Prive is a tribute to Old Hollywood!

Cameron Diaz leaves me a little CONFUSED in this Valentino gown. I’m not sure how I feel about this white ORAGAMI creation. it’s not bad but it ain’t good either.

Celine Dion is donning this James Galanos dress. Dion is usually a fashion disaster but this isn’t bad. The dress looks great for Celine Dion but then again, that’s not saying much! Bravo on the jewels though!

Arriving ahead of time and within minutes of each other, the lesbians stormed the red carpet (Insert carpet joke here). Melissa Ethridge and her partner Tammy Lynn Michaels were just darling together. Jodie Foster was stunning in Vera Wang. Portia De Rossi, who came to support her sweetie Ellen DeGeneres, was a vision in blue.
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