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Watching I Love New York has to be my guiltiest pleasure since, well I’m not going there. New York is the queen of
INSTANT DRAMA giving you anger, tears and laughs all at once! The producers of this show kill me with the slow motion and sound effects! Hate it or love it, I Love New York is the #1 show on VH1, and I’m enjoying every minute!
White Boy is my favorite, for some reason he just TICKLES my fancy! His charm makes me want to go run around my apartment building eight times! But like New York said he needs to work on his kissing skills.
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Where was Whitney Houston last night during the Grammy’s? She was having dinner with her soon-to-be ex-husband Bobby Brown and their daughter Bobbi Christina at Dan Tana’s in Los Angeles. We sincerely hope Bobby was just visiting his daughter and that this wasn’t some desperate attempt to rekindle their troubled romance.
Below is one of my favorite Whitney parodies from MAD TV. Debra Wilson’s impression is SPOT ON! LOVE IT!
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So I went to XM Satellite Radio Salutes Ludacris Grammy Party Hosted by Queen Latifah at Social last night and it was the most GHETTO SH@T I have ever been to!
Top Five Reasons I Won’t Go To Another Ghetto Event:
1. SERVING UP GREASY FRIED CHICKEN THAT EVEN LUDACRIS WAS SCARED OF!
2: EVEN THE STARS HAD TO WAIT IN LINE! It was so disorganized that even celebrities like Regina King and Nick Lachey had to wait in line to get in! I heard Terrence Howard who was there for two seconds say “F@#K THIS I’M GOING HOME” as he left the building! (P.S. Terrence Howard was so fine in person, I almost jumped on his back!)
3. THE TWO WHITE PEOPLE THERE LOOKED AFRAID FOR THEIR LIVES! Nick Lackey & Vanessa Minnillo were obviously tired of being pushed and shoved. Can’t you see the fear in Vanessa’s EYES!
4. B. SCOTT COULD ONLY GET A PICTURE WITH AKON! Damn! Damn! Damn! Akon was so nice though but it was just too many people there to move much less take a picture! You can see I wasn’t too happy love muffins!
5. LUDACRIS AND QUEEN LATIFAH PLAN THEIR ESCAPE! Queen Latifah came late and left early. She stayed just long enough to plan her speedy exit!
~OH AND I LIED! THERE WERE THREE WHITE PEOPLE THERE! Ryan Phillippe showed up looking the worst I have ever seen him!~
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