The Material Girl covers next months British Elle and let’s just say that red dress is larger than life. We can all agree that Madonna is getting on up there in age but she seems to be keeping those old bones together thanks to Yoga and god knows what else [wink wink]. Normally she looks really SEVERE in the face but it seems the Photoshop really softened up her image a little. Here’s what the pop-star mom had to say about raising her pre-teen daughter, Lourdes.

My daughter is going through a phase of wearing jeans that are so tight she can’t bend her knees in them. I have a go at her and say, ‘Can’t you wear something else? You have a closet full of clothes and you wear the same pants every day. And please wear a belt because I don’t want to see your butt crack when you bend over.’

May Lourdes should get hold of some of mommas old risque photos. Exhibit A:

This little New York sure knows how to BS her way through everything. In a recent interview with one of New York’s most hard hitting DJs, Miss Jones, the spin-off starlet found herself in a pot of hot lies! For all of your fans out there, we didn’t get a new episode this week, but this little gem sure as hell made up for it. Someone please help New York pick the pieces of her face off the floor!

Please give it a listen…

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The homepage of Britney’s official website has a brand new look with a vintage 90’s picture of the splendiferous Britney Spears I used to know. The homepage announces “New Official Site” coming soon, inviting visitors to join her fan club and shop Spears’ official store.

Please get well soon Britney! I can’t wait to see you come back with hair to let all the haters have it on stage!

Last night, the opening of the Oprah Winfrey Leadership Academy for Girls in Henley-on-Klip, Johannesburg, South Africa on January 2, 2007 was aired as a primetime special entitled, “Building A Dream” on ABC. I think what Oprah did was absolutely SPLENDIFEROUS, but I think what she really wants is for someone to give her a cookie for all her good deeds! So Oprah, B. Scott will be mailing you a big fat crumbly chocolate chip cookie for all your hard work so you can sit down and take a much needed nap!

And here are some screen captures of Mimi who attended the event.

Heroes did THE MOST last night! So many questions were answered, so many more remain! This show continues to be one of—if not THE—strongest in the fall television line up. If you missed the episode, and you’re a true Heroes freak then you’ve probably already caught the online stream. If not, you can get a quick rundown after the jump…

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I just don’t know what to say about these two. Ashley and Mary-Kate Olsen were snapped leaving a Parisian hotel in their patented fur coat/scarf/leggings combo! To me these furry little creatures look disturbingly hot! I wonder if Mary-Kate ripped her own leggings to achieve that sophisticated trash look.