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February 26, 2007 2007 Vanity Fair Oscar Party!
I’m amazed that Madonna is still holding it down after all these years! Perfect hair, makeup and dress! Well done!
Victoria Beckham showed up looking like an alien as always. Is she even alive or do they just move this mannequin from event to event?
Mary J. Blige and Oprah Winfrey both looked happily splendiferous as they walked the red carpet.
Hollywood’s cutest couple, Gavin Rossdale and Gwen Stefani are just adorable!
Scientology’s finest! Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes worked the crowd as undercover missionaries for Xenu!
Sean “Diddy” Combs and Kanye West (Dumb & Dumber) showed up looking tacky as hell! Fire whoever let their asses in!
Will & Jada Pinkett, Can you guys please adopt me? Jada I promise I won’t sleep with Will! (B. Scott fingers crossed.)
Portia de Rossi and Ellen Degeneres’ public display of love makes me so proud to be gay! I can’t say enough about how great Ellen was as the host of the Oscars. And to think she was once banished from television! Remarkable!
And you know I couldn’t end this post without mentioning my premier future baby daddy, Djimon Hounsou, who looked rather dapper in his chocolate suit. Just orgasmic!
C. Hawkins
February 26, 2007 at 5:38 pm
Um… poffy daddy’s tux is way too long. can you say TAILOR!!!
G.G.
February 26, 2007 at 10:53 pm
Madonna looks amazing! I wonder if that gown is from her new H&M line? Highly doubtful.
bte me bitch
March 1, 2007 at 6:35 pm
katie holmes-robo wife. and she used to be so hot. wtf happened. fuckin tom cruise, what a dipshit
bite me bitch
March 1, 2007 at 7:37 pm
ellen, portia, you two are soooo hot. madonna is how old, can you say aarp?