The beautiful and rather PALE Scarlett Johansson was named 2007 Harvard University’s Hasty Pudding Woman of the Year! (WTF is that by the way?) The blond bombshell, who seems to be taking a student campus tour in these pictures, has recently dismissed rumors of her and Justin Timberlake being an item. The word on the street is that she requested to be seated as FAR AWAY from JT as possible at last week’s Grammys!

Well I guess Scarlett FARTED ON her chance of being a part of what would have been 2007’s HOTTEST NEW CELEBRITY COUPLE!