Celebrities get down-right DIRTY when it comes to hot spot Bungalow 8 in NYC. Last week M.K. Olsen was spotted being a hot-crapalicious mess as she pranced around the exclusive club – falling out and all over the place like a butch-queen at a vogue fest. In addition, she put her ‘Full-House’ tongue in the mouths of at least three random guys! GROTESQUE!

In the same spot was Cuba Gooding, Jr. The hollywood-harlequinn (see: laughing stock) had his tongue in the mouths of at least five other women – ALL of them blond. However, it is no surprise to us that he likes a little leche with his chocolate delight!

Read more about other recent celeb escapades at Bungalow 8 after the jump…

Also at the celebrity freak fest: The sweat pig Brandon Davis and newest celebrity sex tape scandalette – Kim Kardashian.

But… of all the horrible atrocities to occur for the night:

Evan Ross (son of Diana Ross) supposedly swapping serious spit with alleged super-dyke, Michelle Rodriquez.
I hope Evan was mindful of her leg bling a.k.a her homing device/ankle alarm!

[Ross, always the hot drunken mess, has been seen at numerous celebrity events as of late. I know for a FACT that he always attends Choreographer's Carnival in Los Angeles where:
a) He is consistently drunk
b) He always begs for a shout-out and the mic
c) No one cares that he's there!]

What is the world coming to?! Evan Ross is clearly, like, 12. And Rodriquez is most likely a thirty-something year old carpetbagger!

[The culprits below...]