“We did make a music video together. We have a lot of friends in common and Justin’s a sweetheart. It’s always good to see him. But there’s all this speculation and I try not to read that stuff. When two people are single and they’re seen together it’s immediately a crazy feeding frenzy. What can you do?…”
Scarlett Johannson on Justin Timberlake

“There’s a proper way to make sure privates stay private…That’s my personal take on exiting a limo”
Christina Aguilera on Britney Spears’ pantiless escapades

“Do you still skin cats?”
Barbara Walters questioning Eva Longoria on The View (Obviously confusing her racial stereotypes)

“I put the ‘-try’ in ‘country’, Wynonna [Judd] put the other part”
Joan Rivers calling Wynonna Judd a “cunt” on national television

“Binge eating is bulemia for lazy people”
Rosie O’Donnell joking on The View