Justin Timberwolf is on the prowl once again and this time it looks like he’s sticking to the motto: “It Ain’t No Fun, If The Homies Can’t Have None”

Aww, how generous Justin. I don’t know how close J.T. is to Arizona Cardinals Quarterback (and USC legend) Matt Leinart. However, I’m sure Matt is thanking all the boy bands in heaven for being able to make a play-action-pass on Justin’s Leftovers.

Don’t get me wrong – Leinart has been linked to his own smorgesbourg of hollywood vixens, even bagging Paris Hilton. However it seems that he and J.T. are doing mega-teamwork offensively with the women of Hollywood. Justin runs through them and Matt seals the deal! How appropriate, with it being so close to the Superbowl and all?!

Since this can all get very complex, Coup D’ Etats has laid it all out for you in diagram form as clear as day. Check it out after the jump…

First, J.T. ditched Cameron Diaz after Ms. Diaz was supposedly upset with Shiver-me-TIMBERS putting Scarlett Johansson in his video. I would be too – have you seen Scarlett, lately? Cam has nothing on the voluptuous bombshell. And to add injury to insult, Cam’s fears were confirmed when the former mouseketeer was galavanting around with Ms. Johansson after his video shoot for his most recent radio jam – “What Goes Around, Comes Around.”

After moving on from Scarlett – J.T. quickly found comfort and, possibly more, in chill time with Jessica Biel. Only two weeks later, still while having romantical moments with Ms. Biel, Timberwolf attacked Alyssa Milano. Sparks flew for all apparently, but, the insatiable Justin moved on just as quickly as he got in!

Insert Matt Leinart:

Matt was seen swapping spit with Alyssa Milano at the hot spot Mokai. Prior to his “Who’s the Boss” hook-up, he was seen roaming the streets of Miami at the J.Lo & Mark Anthony celebrity concert with none other than (*drum roll*) … Scarlett Johansson! The superbowl duet ran to V.I.P to bask in each others presence with other love birds – Fergie and Josh Duhamel. They, supposedly, hooked up all night. Stop the madness!

Whats next?…

I say Justin can just perform his own play-action-pass on Matt! Or better yet – just screw the whole damn world.

Or even better…he could just give in and go back to Shitney! The options are endless!

See the full play by play below: