Yesterday we said that Britney Spears was becoming the “White Whitney Houston”. Today we’ll make the comparison between the “-itneys” a little more obvious.

They were both pop stars who rose from humble beginnings. (One from the ghetto and the other from the country). And once upon a time they were both at the TOP OF THEIR GAME…

That’s until they met their dirtbag boyfriends who offered them nothing but the tools they needed to flush their careers down the toilet.

Unfortunately they married these fools and it all went downhill from there.


The world grew disgruntled with their crazy behavior. One was on CRACK and the other was driving around town with her baby in her lap. They both tried to clean up their image with high-profile interviews that, while really hilarious, completely defeated their original purpose…


Instead of focusing on their careers, they opted to do reality shows that flaunted their dysfunctional relationships to the world. Who could forget Being Bobby Brown or Britney and Kevin: So Chaotic?


But the wedded bliss didn’t last forever and they both eventually filed for divorce. The world waited with bated breath for their comebacks but these two never fail to disappoint. They both found rebound love in the arms of no-name freeloaders like Ray-J and Isaac Cohen.


These two are truly kindred spirits!

We hope this story ends well for both of them!