Lisa Lampanelli, Comedy’s Lovable Queen of Mean, recently released her follow-up special to 2005’s Take It Like a Man on Comedy Central and she is f@#king hilarious! I love when comedians use stereotypes and taboos to make us laugh but in the process show us how many of them we harbor. Some of the funniest Lisa Lampanelli quotes are “there are no retards in here and if they are, are they really going to get the joke”, “Yeah son” and “If I go home with a guy to make me finish, all he has to do is call me a cunt and hit me in the clit with a shovel!”

Catch Lisa Lampanelli’s special tonight on Comedy Central at 10pm.

New York’s Mother in addition to having the BIGGEST FOREHEAD in history, must be one the craziest characters reality TV has ever seen! In the latest episode of I Love New York, all the contestants and her mother attended church. New York’s mother during the service spoke to the congregation and unleashed PRIMAL SURVIVAL SCREAMS! Now thanks to this bitch, I will never be able to sleep again!

This is none other than Daniel Radcliffe (aka Harry Potter) photographed for his upcoming role in Equus on the London stage.

I’m ashamed to say, I actually find him awkwardly sexy and intriguing in this picture. I just have one question: Daniel, how big is your NIMBUS?

OH MY GOODNESS!

Dana Owens was just BEAMING at yesterday’s Cover Girl Queen Collection casting call! She’s searching for a fresh face to represent her make up collection for all women of color. I love her, but it looks like she was being so EXTRA with all of these crazy faces and body movements. Let’s hope one of the criteria for the finalists isn’t vacuuming the Queen’s carpet!

J. Lo’s pops is a Scientologist. SURPRISE SURPRISE! J. Lo just put this out there because she’s prepping us for what we already know. Clearly Leah Remini, one of Hollywood’s well known Ron Hubbard worshipper, is one of J’s bff’s. It was only a matter of time until things started to rub off on her. Once we see, the Lopez-Anthony clan hanging with Will & Jada, then we KNOW more than just a freak-fest orgy is going on! It’s the workings of Xenu I tell you!

Click here to see the interview.

Don’t forget that Jennifer Lopez is dropping a Spanish album on us. Check out the songs below. I can tell you now that they will not be on my iTunes playlist…

Que Hiciste (Album version)
Que Hiciste

Please don’t get me wrong. Abigail Breslin is such a cute talented actress. (Much better than that ghastly and ghostly, snaggle-toothed Dakota Fanning!) But who is her stylist? All Abigail needs for the next big Hollywood affair is a flowered hat, broach and orthopedic shoes to become the youngest member of the SENIOR CITIZEN club! The tiny tot wears things that even my grandmother would pass by in Wal-Mart. Definitely a downgrade in the wardrobe department!