The Grammys have selected 12 ridiculously lucky finalists who are competing for the opportunity to perform with, get this…Justin. Mr. Timberlake if you’re NASTY! The ‘My Grammy Moment’ contest promises to be either the hottest mess moment of the awards or JUST PLAIN BIZARRE! Seriously though, if all that man was dancing next to you (grinding and thrusting), would you really be able to remember the words to the song? Notes missed, rhythm lost and composure demolished. All focus just SHOT! (Tune in to CBS on Feb. 11 to see how it goes down.)

Vanessa Williams is still here, looking as young as a 25 YEAR OLD! Well maybe not but Ms. blue eyes is looking JUST SPLENDIFEROUS! I wonder where she’s hiding the teenage girl she DRINKS BLOOD FROM! (Catch Vanessa in action on Ugly Betty Thursday Nights at 8pm on ABC.)

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Seriously though. Hollywood is basically Skank Slutbucket High School. First Hillary & Joel, Mandy & Zach and Nicole & AM. Now it’s Joel & Nicole and AM & Mandy. It’s like that little clique that just passes each other around, hooking up at random and circulating the same STDs in a rampant cycle of infectious ridiculousness. Someone has to stop this! Send them all to Dr. Phil!

And Courtney Cox shuts it down! According to her, every cast member from Friends is too busy to match schedules, so there will be no reunion. Well well well, all of you obsessed fans can just let it go! Friends is a wrap. Don’t get on the message boards, don’t send fan mail to the network and don’t lose sleep hoping things will change. C.C. does want to get her bff Jennifer Aniston on her FX series, Dirt. It’s really great to see so-so actresses really sticking together! Hopefully that will ensure mediocre television for years to come.

Jennifer Lopez graces the cover of People’s En Espańol February 2007 : Los Hispanos Más Influyentes (100 Most Influential Hispanics). J.LO is aways TEN STEPS ahead of these Hollywood chicken-heads. That simplistic make-up with her hair tucked up into black hat is FIRE!

“I’m a liar and a cheat and a thief and the ultimate manipulator. … I tell lies every day, man,” the SEXY ASS 40-year-old actor Matthew Fox from the series Lost says in the February issue of Men’s Journal magazine. “And when I say I’m phenomenally manipulative, I am.” Well that SHIT JUST TURNED ME ON!

Madonna is now the latest celebrity to weight in on the Donald Trump/Rosie feud. This on the heels of Barbara Walters calling Trump a “POOR PATHETIC MAN” but stopping short of calling him a liar. (which means Barabara is the real liar!) The Ancient Queen of Pop during a interview on this morning’s Today Show with Meredith Vieira said “People are giving Rosie a hard time,” and “I wish they’d stop. I don’t think it’s fair.” I suggest she continue to focus on adopting African babies that ALREADY HAVE PARENTS, before she gets RIPPED a new one by the Donald!