If you caught the post about J. Lo’s new show Dancelife, then you know that it sounds pretty interesting. Well, I’m already HOOKED, even though it’s obviously SCRIPTED! Jersey is a such a sweetheart and although Blake is a brilliant dancer, he’s a total asshole. See the trailer for yourselves.
Catch it on Mondays on MTV at 10:30 for this shameful guilty pleasure!

Mya is giving us the good fight. She’s trying so hard to stay relevant to music! Her album has been out since mid-November of 2006, and it hasn’t done too much on the charts, clearly she’s taking the Janet Jackson route and promoting herself over promoting the album! Except Janet insists on doing her’s 99% naked…I need to talk to both of these TRICKS and REQUEST THEY TAKE A SEAT!

Brand Pitt and Angelina are so damn orgasmic! There is nothing I wouldn’t do to be between them when they get to thrusting! …….Take me higher lord! and forgive me for all my nasty gutter-butt thoughts!

Matthew McConaughey is finding all types of ways to release his SEXUAL FRUSTRATION! The SOAKING WET world’s sexiest man has been seen getting his FREAK ON with numerous girls since his arrival to Australia to film his latest movie, “Fool’s Gold.” But now it seems like he has a taste for some CHOCOLATE DELIGHT! Matt-Matt was photographed having SEX WITH CLOTHES ON with a local named “sheila” at an Irish bar. The two INHALED EACH OTHER FACES for hours, before retiring together to make some INTERRACIAL BABIES!

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I say that because that’s the name of the song that Whitney has with Ray-J! And IT WILL NOT BE OKAY! I knew Whitney was STILL ON THE PIPE! recording singles with Ray J and making PUBLIC APPEARANCES too just confirms it! Clive LOCK THIS BITCH UP! I hate to say this but once a CRACK-HEAD ALWAYS A CRACK-HEAD! And If you haven’t heard Ray J’s HIDEOUS song “It’ll Be Okay” featuring WHITNEY! download it below:

Ray-J feat. Whitney Houston – It’ll Be Okay

If this is Victoria’s Secret the I don’t want anything to do with it! Heidi Klum proved that even a so called supermodel can look LIKE A BIG PILE OF S@#T! When we see celebrities on TV we see the result of hours of GLAMORIZATION, what we don’t see is this! The mother of three was snapped as she left Neil George Salon in Beverly Hills, with her hair undone, DISTURBING PALE FACE and ripped jeans! So ladies don’t be too hard on yourself because SUPERMODELS DON’T REALLY EXIST!