Our recently crowned King & Queen, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, according to US Weekly are leaving LA to live in New Orleans! They have purchased a $3.5M house in the French Quarter, and plan to send their we are the world children to school in NOLA! Damn. Do Brad and Angie have to leave us to do humanitarian work? Aren’t there enough CRAZY ASS HOMELESS people in downtown LA to help?
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Mary-Kate Olsen, looked like a GHOST trapped in limbo at the In Style and Warner Bros. 2007 Golden Globe After Party Red Carpet. Why would a young girl dress like a old woman and display her DRIED up breasts? The only possible answer is THE BITCH IS HUNGRY! BIG HUNGRY!
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Bravo drops five queers in exchange for the addition of one. Queer Eye for the Straight Guy may be ending this season, but the network’s adding a reality series currently entitled ‘Hey Paula!’ for the world’s number one pill popper, Paula Abdul. Perhaps you’re just as excited as I am to see her doing lines on her compact mirror and swishing down Valium with Jack & Coke! Can’t wait to see where that crazy comes from!
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Rob Hardy, Darrin Dewitt Henson and William Packer, Producer of “Stomp The Yard
Well this news STOMPED my mouth shut! The dance flick “Stomp the Yard” was a step ahead of the competition at the box office, debuting as the No. 1 weekend movie with $22 million. All I have to say is that as for me and my house I shall serve the Lord and will not be able to contribute to 2 hours of STOMPING!
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If you saw American Idol last night all I have to say is “WHHHYYYYY, WWWWHHHYYYY, WWWWWHHHHHHYYYY” as one of the vocally challenged big girls expressed! I’m really over AI, but some reason I can’t resist the casting episodes! Whether it’s staged or not this is just too DAMN funny!
The most BIZARRE was big girl number two, who sounded like the cowardly lion but with additional FAT ON THE THROAT!
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Rosie proved she was a round-the-way-girl and spit a hot rhyme to Mr. Sexual Chocolate himself, LL Cool J. Between Rosie O’Donnell rapping and Kelly Ripa doing the chicken noodle soup dance I’m not sure what’s going on. These chicks must be gearing up for Black History Month.
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