I really wish Britney would sit her ASS DOWN somewhere! You can’t make up for 2 years of partying in TWO WEEKS! After shaking her tail-feather all over the Vegas scene, Britney Spears brought the party back home last night, getting her freak-on on the down-low at Privilege nightclub in West Hollywood. I hope she remembers how she got her FIRST TWO BABIES!

For absolutely no reason, Rosie O’Donnell started feud with Paula Abdul on the The View today by insinuating that Paula is a drunk. She said, “Paula was very thirsty last night. Did anyone notice? Every shot that woman was sipping the Coca-Cola (wink wink) in her cup. And towards the end of the show one eye was wondering. There you go…celebrity feud number 12. Line them up ladies and gentlemen!” I know all the beef is helping The View get ratings but this is a bit much. Rosie should pick on someone her own size! (That only leaves Gorillas, Elephants, and Bigfoot)

TR Knight was on Ellen today and set the record straight about exactly what happened between him and Isaiah Washington. For those who don’t know, in October of last year Isaiah Washington, in an argument with Patrick Dempsey, referred to TR Knight as a “faggot”. TR Knight recalled the situation on Ellen and said, “I heard it, everyone heard it…I’ve never been called that to my face, then it became bigger than myself”. As a result of the media stir TR Knight was forced to come out of the closet.

To make matters worse, at the Golden Globe press room, Isaiah Washington had an unprovoked outburst and completely denied ever saying the word “faggot”. It was clear from Knight’s response today that Washington was lying. I used to like Isaiah Washington but he really needs to be fired!

“I pleaded guilty to a misdemeanor in court today,” Campbell said in a statement to the Associated Press. “That’s the best way I know to say I’m sorry to Ana. I accepted responsibility and I’m prepared to take my punishment. But I’m not going to let this incident define me. The past is the past. My future holds great things and I’m getting on with my life.” Bitch you’ve thrown a phone 3 times, of course it will define you.

In exchange for the guilty plea, the 36-year-old catwalker agreed to pay about $363 in medical expenses, attend an anger-management class and complete five days of community service. She needs serious help!

Mark My Words, Posh and Becks are going to become SCIENTOLOGIST by the end of the year. The more they hang out with Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise the more scared I get. Soon you’ll see them hanging out with John Trovolta, Leah Remini, and the other FREAKS!!. Posh might look like an alien but she knows how to rock some clothes. FIERCE!

Diana Ross appeared on “Good Morning America” yesterday and was asked by Diane Sawyer about the film Dreamgirls. She replied “I haven’t seen it yet…I hear they use my image and likeness. Maybe I should go see it with my lawyer.” OUCH, Mama still sounds a little bitter.

No one said anything when she used Billie Holiday’s image to do Lady Sings The Blues and never paid her family a cent. In my opinion Dreamgirls actually made Diana look better than she was in real life. At least Effie gets to make a triumphant comeback in the end while Florence Ballard, the original Supreme, died depressed and penniless. Diana, its been 25 years…Get Over It.