I honestly can’t do this anymore! I keep going back and forth about Britney! But now it’s time for me to weigh in, Britney Spears is POOR WHITE TRASH! I’m sorry but she is, even the biggest comeback in the world couldn’t change that fact. You can take the girl out the trailer-park but you can’t take the trailer-park out the girl! The fallen pop princess looks like BUCKWILD from the Flavor Of Love! (That was so hard for me to say because I love me some Britney VMA performances, Slave For You and Toxic!)

And can we talk about Britney’s poor little dog that has it’s legs stuffed in a sweater that isn’t even on right! Take Me Higher Lord! On top of that, the dog seems to be drinking RED BULL!