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January 19, 2007 Pull Over, That Ass Too Fast!
Although he’s recently spent some time vacationing in St. Barts, Usher will have to deal with PO-PO when he gets back! He was found GUILTY for a charge stemming from a summer speed fest in Georgia where he was clocked at 103 mph on I-75. He’s gotta do 20 hours of community service and cough up $425 which is nothing to his bank account, but it’s 425 less $0.99 McDonald’s double cheeseburgers for the man who has been PLUMPING up lately! Look at the R&B PORKER with his MARRIED HAIR STYLIST, Tameka Foster. Usher’s man breasts are delightfully perky!
Daphne
January 19, 2007 at 12:35 pm
His song “My Way” must have been a reference to Burger King.
sro03
January 19, 2007 at 1:25 pm
Wow is he ugly!!! And the stripper he’s with swimsuit is lost between her fat ROLLS!! Gross someone needs Jenny Craig!!
lisa
January 20, 2007 at 8:45 pm
it’s not what jenny craig can do for you, it’s what you can do for jenny craig…she and whitney will be selling humanitarian crack in heaven. it’s not right, but is it ok?
lisa
January 20, 2007 at 8:47 pm
p.s, yep, he’s fugly.
Babycakes
January 21, 2007 at 8:28 pm
LMAO!!!! HAHA!!!! Ya’ll got me rollin’!!!